You 2 pivot men of the CABer circle jerk need to go back into the closet. Coming out is not being kind to you.
Let's look at the Briles vs. Rhule rumors:
Rhule drives a pickup up to Dallas
Briles drives a Cadillac Escalade with curb feelers up to Dallas
Rhule maintains his pickup and gets all service done like clockwork (discipline)
Briles drives his Caddy hard and never has lifted the hood
Rhule parks his pickup at the Dallas Marriott
Briles Escalade breaks down in the parking lot of the Apple Inn on West Ann Arbor (no oil, engine blown)
Rhule wakes up for drive to Houston with no pickup but rents a car and makes his Houston show
Briles sold his blown engine Escalade to some parts shop nearby (reports it stolen)
Rhule hits the THSCA show and gets to work
Briles checks in to the Hotel ZaZa with entourage (family) in tow - runs up huge bill and leaves the bill in care of Ian McCaw
Rhule makes it to coaching school where he is swarmed by Texas High School coaches wanting to tell him about their upcoming potential D1 players
Briles finally rents a Prius and gets on 30 East to find Mt. Vernon
REAL Baylor fans who have ignored the past 1151 days gone by are looking forward to the Big 12 season
CABers circle up for the 1,151 time to gnash teeth and take turns cursing the BOR
I can't confirm this rumor but it came in this evening via sidecar express.
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