* * Political Humor Thread

66,053 Views | 1108 Replies | Last: 47 min ago by whiterock
GrowlTowel
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
5:18p, 6/20/25
It's funny 'cause it's true.
Reply Quote
2
historian
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:51a, 6/21/25

“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Reply Quote
6
whiterock
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
3:14a, 6/22/25
Reply Quote
2
Assassin
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:54p, 6/22/25
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
Reply Quote
historian
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:13p, 6/22/25




“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Reply Quote
historian
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:04a, 6/23/25
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Reply Quote
Assassin
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
12:31p, 6/23/25
Keep that gun loaded and you're gonna shoot your foot off!

"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
Reply Quote
LIB,MR BEARS
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Assassin • 1:49p, 6/23/25
Assassin said:
Keep that gun loaded and you're gonna shoot your foot off!



That dance was originally called BU football 96-04 but was changed to shoot yourself in the foot.
Reply Quote
1
Assassin
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to LIB,MR BEARS • 1:50p, 6/23/25
LIB,MR BEARS said:
Assassin said:
Keep that gun loaded and you're gonna shoot your foot off!



That dance was originally called BU football 96-04 but was changed to shoot yourself in the foot.
Ha!

And Bill Beall too! YIKES!!
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
Reply Quote
LIB,MR BEARS
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Assassin • 1:53p, 6/23/25
Assassin said:
LIB,MR BEARS said:
Assassin said:
Keep that gun loaded and you're gonna shoot your foot off!



That dance was originally called BU football 96-04 but was changed to shoot yourself in the foot.
Ha!

And Bill Beall too! YIKES!!

I think "shot ourselves in the foot" became a standard for Guy Morris press conferences. Steele's standard was tears and internal progress.
Reply Quote
1
GrowlTowel
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to LIB,MR BEARS • 5:52p, 6/23/25
LIB,MR BEARS said:
Assassin said:
LIB,MR BEARS said:
Assassin said:
Keep that gun loaded and you're gonna shoot your foot off!



That dance was originally called BU football 96-04 but was changed to shoot yourself in the foot.
Ha!

And Bill Beall too! YIKES!!

I think "shot ourselves in the foot" became a standard for Guy Morris press conferences. Steele's standard was tears and internal progress.
And hugs. Lots of hugs.

Reply Quote
2
Assassin
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
5:39p, 6/25/25
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
Reply Quote
4
Assassin
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
5:41p, 6/25/25
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
Reply Quote
1
Assassin
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
5:47p, 6/25/25


We can hope...
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
Reply Quote
5
Malbec
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:31p, 6/25/25
Reply Quote
4
historian
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Malbec • 9:40p, 6/25/25
I've seen the same with Texas & Oklahoma (OKC, Tulsa, etc replaced with Dallas, Houston, Austin, etc).
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Reply Quote
LIB,MR BEARS
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:37a, 6/26/25
I think most of the responses were posted by Sic'em posters

good stuff

Reply Quote
Assassin
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to LIB,MR BEARS • 12:40p, 6/26/25
LIB,MR BEARS said:
I think most of the responses were posted by Sic'em posters

good stuff

Good one!

Reamed and not in the way she wanted!
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
Reply Quote
Waco1947
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to historian • 2:01p, 6/26/25
historian said:

He also loves historian too even those that he hates
Reply Quote
Waco1947
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
2:03p, 6/26/25
Reply Quote
Waco1947
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
2:10p, 6/26/25
Reply Quote
LIB,MR BEARS
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Waco1947 • 4:00p, 6/26/25
Waco1947 said:

Finally showing a sense of humor. Now we can laugh with you rather than at you.

lol
Reply Quote
1
LIB,MR BEARS
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Waco1947 • 4:07p, 6/26/25
Waco1947 said:

Waco 47, the following is not a joke although I'm laughing just imagining you trying to deal with it.

Reply Quote
3
Assassin
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:51p, 6/26/25
From the "some things never change" department

"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
Reply Quote
1
Assassin
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:20a, 6/27/25
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
Reply Quote
4th and Inches
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to LIB,MR BEARS • 3:53p, 6/27/25
LIB,MR BEARS said:
Waco1947 said:

Waco 47, the following is not a joke although I'm laughing just imagining you trying to deal with it.

probably will get a nomination for the congo peace talks as well if he hasnt already
Adopt A Bear 2025

94 Palmer Williams

Ray Guy Award Watch List
• Preseason Second-Team All-America (Phil Steele)
• Preseason Third-Team All-America (Athlon)
• Preseason All-Big 12 (Big 12 Media)
• Preseason First-Team All-Big 12 (Athlon, Phil Steele)
Reply Quote
2
1 edit
Assassin
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
5:41p, 6/28/25
Schumer introduces new Democrat briefing.

It does explain Jasmine Crockett and Nancy Pelosi...

"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
Reply Quote
1
Assassin
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:56p, 6/28/25
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
Reply Quote
4
historian
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:30p, 6/28/25



“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Reply Quote
2
historian
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:32p, 6/28/25



“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Reply Quote
3
historian
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:34p, 6/28/25





“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Reply Quote
1
1 edit
Assassin
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:13a, 6/29/25
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
Reply Quote
1
historian
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Assassin • 10:53a, 6/29/25
I was alive during the 80s (Baylor class of 1987) and we had plenty of beautiful women then just like any other time.
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Reply Quote
Assassin
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to historian • 12:25p, 6/29/25
historian said:
I was alive during the 80s (Baylor class of 1987) and we had plenty of beautiful women then just like any other time.
80s were a wonderful time, much like the 70s. Come cool music, great vibes - then liberalism came in with the man-hate and all the other pet projects designed to break the nation apart.
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
Reply Quote
3
historian
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Assassin • 1:20p, 6/29/25
All that began before than. Some in the 1960s, some earlier.
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Reply Quote
 
×
subscribe Verify your student status
See Subscription Benefits
Trial only available to users who have never subscribed or participated in a previous trial.