— Rebecca Mistereggen (@RMistereggen) December 30, 2025
Assassin said:
Hajar Abdelkader entered a low level tennis tournament in Africa as a wild card
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) January 7, 2026
She might be the single worst athlete we’ve ever seen
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White House Announces Over 1,000,000 New Jobs Were Created In December But They Were All Filled By Marco Rubio https://t.co/miDeObm3VO pic.twitter.com/0wWwbvh3UM
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 7, 2026
Marco Rubio finding out he’s now the starting QB of Nebraska Football
— Wilson Dittman Sports ✞ (@WilsonDSports) January 6, 2026
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Marco Rubio en camino a administrar Venezuela, Irán, y Groenlandia. pic.twitter.com/CKLav3YEfs
— Juan Doe (@jdoedoe101101) January 7, 2026
Marco Rubio literally did the Chappelle bit. pic.twitter.com/84I8AtLIea
— Sovey (@SoveyX) January 7, 2026
The name of the new captain of the tanker Marinera (Bella 1) has been announced. pic.twitter.com/9cOAayVg2v
— COSSACKGUNDI (@cossackgundi) January 7, 2026
As tensions explode in Minnesota between ICE and leftist rioters, Trump drops the hammer. Unreal. pic.twitter.com/yhfAGww5bL
— Maverick Alexander (@MaverickDarby) January 7, 2026
Unattractive Worship Leader Reassigned To Satellite Campus https://t.co/hgwb9wwDUS pic.twitter.com/NghoyVFbju
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 8, 2026
— “Sudden And Unexpected” (@toobaffled) January 8, 2026
Five-Year-Old Brought In To Explain Difference Between Boys And Girls To Supreme Court https://t.co/FBBtE5lVm5 pic.twitter.com/8seIkmPftH
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 14, 2026
Activist: "Going vegan will save the planet."
— Sama Hoole (@SamaHoole) January 18, 2026
Farmer: "Going vegan means importing more food from industrial monocultures."
Activist: "But local beef uses too much land."
Farmer: "That land won't grow anything else."
Activist: "Then leave it wild."
Farmer: "It was grazed by wild… pic.twitter.com/WIAtzMgb7n
New Film Adaptation Of '1984' To Feature Big Brother As The Good Guy https://t.co/Pa5V4B6UGD pic.twitter.com/acSzRQYxjZ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 14, 2026
Democrats Warn Of Chilling Effect Voter ID Will Have On Rigged Elections https://t.co/Q7GPjfcnCF pic.twitter.com/TzQhS0YhoH
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 13, 2026
The CDC is warning women against pink hair dye! pic.twitter.com/v2DsemLat1
— Rare 🇺🇸 (@RareImagery) January 16, 2026
When you’re told you have to infiltrate Antifa. pic.twitter.com/7M1VzqOE2x
— YUGE BALLZ (@YUGEBOLZ) January 12, 2026
Assassin said:Activist: "Going vegan will save the planet."
— Sama Hoole (@SamaHoole) January 18, 2026
Farmer: "Going vegan means importing more food from industrial monocultures."
Activist: "But local beef uses too much land."
Farmer: "That land won't grow anything else."
Activist: "Then leave it wild."
Farmer: "It was grazed by wild… pic.twitter.com/WIAtzMgb7n