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"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
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“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Psalm 119:36
"Backstage, in a downtown-Manhattan ballroom, I asked Crockett whether she ever had regrets about her public comments. She raised her eyebrows and replied, "I don't second-guess *****"
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Psalm 119:36
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Psalm 119:36
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
Elon is really rubbing this one in
— Tesla King (@TeslaKing420) July 30, 2025
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
— nic (@Dan100003) July 30, 2025
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Psalm 119:36
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Psalm 119:36
LOL: Bill Maher TORCHES the woke mob for calling Sydney Sweeney a Nazi over American Eagle ad — “It also doesn’t help that her bra size is 36 KKK.”
— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) August 2, 2025
Bill Maher just dropped one of the most SAVAGE indictments of the woke left for coming after Sydney Sweeney.
“In other… pic.twitter.com/zZdlXwy1qB
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
This is not only stupid in the first place, but what he doesnt know is that the ships propellers could easily suck him under and chop him up. I worked on cruise ships for 7 years. Happened to a couple of crew members and probably the one bride that got thrown overboard in 1988. I was First Purser on the Stardancer when it happened. On this honeymoon. A lady named Karen Roston went over the side - "blown" over per her husband, Scott. He wasnt a believable guy and ended up doing 36 years in prison
(sorry, not Political but had to put it somewhere)
Guy gets drunk and jumps off a cruise ship😳 pic.twitter.com/0oFzhNXZAo
— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) August 1, 2025
(sorry, not Political but had to put it somewhere)
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Psalm 119:36
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Psalm 119:36
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Psalm 119:36
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Psalm 119:36
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Psalm 119:36
Mount____________? pic.twitter.com/fXDVxHSd8c
— I am Ken (@Ikennect) July 31, 2025
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
RageAssassin said:Mount____________? pic.twitter.com/fXDVxHSd8c
— I am Ken (@Ikennect) July 31, 2025
Assassin said:Mount____________? pic.twitter.com/fXDVxHSd8c
— I am Ken (@Ikennect) July 31, 2025
I'm thinking Mount Scammer
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
And now, from across the pond
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
Boy, that'll teach American Eagle
Liberal women are now buying clothes from American Eagle, just to burn them…Thoughts? pic.twitter.com/H2jVCPDB0X
— ⁿᵉʷˢ Barron Trump 🇺🇸 (@BarronTNews_) August 2, 2025
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
So you Take your daughter's phone away and this happens?
— SSG_PAIN ⭐⭐⭐ (@Rogue_Outlaw17) August 2, 2025
What would you do? pic.twitter.com/NdpzYved6U
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
Assassin said:So you Take your daughter's phone away and this happens?
— SSG_PAIN ⭐⭐⭐ (@Rogue_Outlaw17) August 2, 2025
What would you do? pic.twitter.com/NdpzYved6U
She would not get a phone back at all and would be working to pay for a new tailgate.
I don't get why more parents (really all) don't get their kids the phones made specifically for kids. The ones that they control everything like what apps are on it, numbers in contacts, when it can be used, etc. .
As a side it will be interesting to see what happens in Texas as schools start back with the new law banning phones in schools for kids.
cowboycwr said:Assassin said:So you Take your daughter's phone away and this happens?
— SSG_PAIN ⭐⭐⭐ (@Rogue_Outlaw17) August 2, 2025
What would you do? pic.twitter.com/NdpzYved6U
She would not get a phone back at all and would be working to pay for a new tailgate.
I don't get why more parents (really all) don't get their kids the phones made specifically for kids. The ones that they control everything like what apps are on it, numbers in contacts, when it can be used, etc. .
As a side it will be interesting to see what happens in Texas as schools start back with the new law banning phones in schools for kids.
Didnt know that. We will definately get smarter kids
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Psalm 119:36
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Psalm 119:36
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Psalm 119:36
Assassin said:cowboycwr said:Assassin said:So you Take your daughter's phone away and this happens?
— SSG_PAIN ⭐⭐⭐ (@Rogue_Outlaw17) August 2, 2025
What would you do? pic.twitter.com/NdpzYved6U
She would not get a phone back at all and would be working to pay for a new tailgate.
I don't get why more parents (really all) don't get their kids the phones made specifically for kids. The ones that they control everything like what apps are on it, numbers in contacts, when it can be used, etc. .
As a side it will be interesting to see what happens in Texas as schools start back with the new law banning phones in schools for kids.
Didnt know that. We will definately get smarter kids
Yes. Technically it doesn't go into place until September 1 but many schools are enforcing it from day one. It allows schools to confiscate the phone and charge parents to get it back (which many schools used to do or still did).
It has already upset lots of parents who want their baby to be able to bypass the law and keep their phone. Which was much of the problem with phones in schools to begin with. The parents constantly texting.
Hopefully it also cuts down on social media bullying, fights, etc.
cowboycwr said:Assassin said:cowboycwr said:Assassin said:So you Take your daughter's phone away and this happens?
— SSG_PAIN ⭐⭐⭐ (@Rogue_Outlaw17) August 2, 2025
What would you do? pic.twitter.com/NdpzYved6U
She would not get a phone back at all and would be working to pay for a new tailgate.
I don't get why more parents (really all) don't get their kids the phones made specifically for kids. The ones that they control everything like what apps are on it, numbers in contacts, when it can be used, etc. .
As a side it will be interesting to see what happens in Texas as schools start back with the new law banning phones in schools for kids.
Didnt know that. We will definately get smarter kids
Yes. Technically it doesn't go into place until September 1 but many schools are enforcing it from day one. It allows schools to confiscate the phone and charge parents to get it back (which many schools used to do or still did).
It has already upset lots of parents who want their baby to be able to bypass the law and keep their phone. Which was much of the problem with phones in schools to begin with. The parents constantly texting.
Hopefully it also cuts down on social media bullying, fights, etc.
Do they have a place to store them, then get them back after school?
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
That's easy to manage.
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
Psalm 119:36
thats how spouses school does it, phones go in locked case in morning, get back at end of school dismissal.Assassin said:cowboycwr said:Assassin said:cowboycwr said:Assassin said:So you Take your daughter's phone away and this happens?
— SSG_PAIN ⭐⭐⭐ (@Rogue_Outlaw17) August 2, 2025
What would you do? pic.twitter.com/NdpzYved6U
She would not get a phone back at all and would be working to pay for a new tailgate.
I don't get why more parents (really all) don't get their kids the phones made specifically for kids. The ones that they control everything like what apps are on it, numbers in contacts, when it can be used, etc. .
As a side it will be interesting to see what happens in Texas as schools start back with the new law banning phones in schools for kids.
Didnt know that. We will definately get smarter kids
Yes. Technically it doesn't go into place until September 1 but many schools are enforcing it from day one. It allows schools to confiscate the phone and charge parents to get it back (which many schools used to do or still did).
It has already upset lots of parents who want their baby to be able to bypass the law and keep their phone. Which was much of the problem with phones in schools to begin with. The parents constantly texting.
Hopefully it also cuts down on social media bullying, fights, etc.
Do they have a place to store them, then get them back after school?
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4th and Inches said:Assassin said:cowboycwr said:Assassin said:cowboycwr said:Assassin said:So you Take your daughter's phone away and this happens?
— SSG_PAIN ⭐⭐⭐ (@Rogue_Outlaw17) August 2, 2025
What would you do? pic.twitter.com/NdpzYved6U
She would not get a phone back at all and would be working to pay for a new tailgate.
I don't get why more parents (really all) don't get their kids the phones made specifically for kids. The ones that they control everything like what apps are on it, numbers in contacts, when it can be used, etc. .
As a side it will be interesting to see what happens in Texas as schools start back with the new law banning phones in schools for kids.
Didnt know that. We will definately get smarter kids
Yes. Technically it doesn't go into place until September 1 but many schools are enforcing it from day one. It allows schools to confiscate the phone and charge parents to get it back (which many schools used to do or still did).
It has already upset lots of parents who want their baby to be able to bypass the law and keep their phone. Which was much of the problem with phones in schools to begin with. The parents constantly texting.
Hopefully it also cuts down on social media bullying, fights, etc.
Do they have a place to store them, then get them back after school?
thats how spouses school does it, phones go in locked case in morning, get back at end of school dismissal.
That would make the most sense as I would guess, the parents get a call when the kids are ready to be picked up. The way I remember it, you damn well better be outside at a certain time or you'll be walking!
"I will not die today, but the same cannot be said for you." - From Assassin's Creed
these days, they line up an hour early and down the block to pick up kids with the special window tags and secret code wordsAssassin said:4th and Inches said:Assassin said:cowboycwr said:Assassin said:cowboycwr said:Assassin said:So you Take your daughter's phone away and this happens?
— SSG_PAIN ⭐⭐⭐ (@Rogue_Outlaw17) August 2, 2025
What would you do? pic.twitter.com/NdpzYved6U
She would not get a phone back at all and would be working to pay for a new tailgate.
I don't get why more parents (really all) don't get their kids the phones made specifically for kids. The ones that they control everything like what apps are on it, numbers in contacts, when it can be used, etc. .
As a side it will be interesting to see what happens in Texas as schools start back with the new law banning phones in schools for kids.
Didnt know that. We will definately get smarter kids
Yes. Technically it doesn't go into place until September 1 but many schools are enforcing it from day one. It allows schools to confiscate the phone and charge parents to get it back (which many schools used to do or still did).
It has already upset lots of parents who want their baby to be able to bypass the law and keep their phone. Which was much of the problem with phones in schools to begin with. The parents constantly texting.
Hopefully it also cuts down on social media bullying, fights, etc.
Do they have a place to store them, then get them back after school?
thats how spouses school does it, phones go in locked case in morning, get back at end of school dismissal.
That would make the most sense as I would guess, the parents get a call when the kids are ready to be picked up. The way I remember it, you damn well better be outside at a certain time or you'll be walking!
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Ray Guy Award Watch List
• Preseason Second-Team All-America (Phil Steele)
• Preseason Third-Team All-America (Athlon)
• Preseason All-Big 12 (Big 12 Media)
• Preseason First-Team All-Big 12 (Athlon, Phil Steele)