Sam Lowry said:historian said:Osodecentx said:
https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-not-sure-why-poll-numbers-dropping-despite-doing-so-many-wildly-unpopular-things?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
WASHINGTON, D.C. Republican leaders are reportedly meeting this week to discuss how their polling could be so terrible ahead of the midterms despite doing so many wildly unpopular things.
Recent polls show Republican support somehow cratering even though gas costs are soaring, inflation continues to rise, the war with Iran is continuing, and nothing has been done to secure our elections. The GOP leadership, reviewing the results at the strategy meeting, were left stumped.
Do you realize that Babylon Bee is satire?
Apparently he's the only one who does.
I move that we mandate all satire should be italicized or in a designated font.