SMack said:

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Slightly off topic:

I wonder if you can still get a shirt like Vicki wore for this album cover photo:

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Maybe

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/tommy-hilfiger-mens-custom-fit-check-shirt?ID=4826944&pla_country=US&cm_mmc=MSN_Bing_Mens_Apparel_PLA-_-Men's+Apparel+-+Tommy+Hilfiger+-+BS_Other+Shirts-_-81501304726862-_-pg156974_c_kclickid_612cae42-5233-43f1-b1d3-07a97e0c30af&trackingid=403x156974

I'm looking at that collar. We just don't do collars the same way we did in the 70s.

Anyway, here's another picture of Vicki Lawrence:

SMack said:

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I'm looking at that collar. We just don't do collars the same way we did in the 70s.

Anyway, here's another picture of Vicki Lawrence:

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Do we need another restraining order?

Yes, she won't leave me alone. If she doesn't stop, I'm going to quit camping out at all of her appearances, and will probably send fewer letters to her. Like maybe just one or two a day.

Don't even get me started about Megan Henderson.

StatMan: 267 days since 300 days to age 53, 232 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pablo Fanque, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: two(!) days to age 53, 178 days since being rounded to age 53, nine days since his/her transition
210 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 418 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,968 days to age 53
phooghbar: 6,609 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,078 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 323 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 96 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 80
Robemcdo: 89 more days of being 53
567 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 263 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 257 days since it was nine months after turning 53
247 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,049 days since Jerry Garcia turned to dust (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,853 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
239 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,120 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,413 days to age 53
10.568 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
317.4 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.36 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,986 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,190 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 35 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 194 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,934 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,134 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 127 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 21 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 169 days
422 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,253 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,290 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,814 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 153rd day of being 53
33 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
158 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
127 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
117 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 107 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,279 of her pitiful marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 113 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,129 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,928 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 38 of Phoebe Cates being one with phooghbar in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,072 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
43 days since Haley got a goat
Day 302 of Kevin Kline being 69
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 565 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
19 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration
1,086 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,200 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53

Baylorfans Logo's throughout the years:

StatMan: 268 days since 300 days to age 53, 233 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pablo Fanque, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: ONE(!) day to age 53, 179 days since being rounded to age 53, 10 days since his/her transition
209 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 417 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,967 days to age 53
phooghbahr: 6,610 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,079 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 324 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 97 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 81
Robemcdo: 88 more days of being 53
568 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 264 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 258 days since it was nine months after turning 53
248 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,050 days since Jerry Garcia was called home (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,854 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
240 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,119 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,412 days to age 53
10.567 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
317.3 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.35 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,985 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,191 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 36 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 195 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,935 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,135 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 128 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 21 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 170 days
421 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,252 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,289 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,813 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 154th day of being 53
32 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
157 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
128 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
118 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 108 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,280 of her regretful marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 114 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,128 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,929 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 39 of Phoebe Cates being one with phooghbahr in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,073 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
44 days since Haley got a goat
Day 303 of Kevin Kline being 69
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 566 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
20 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration
1,085 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,199 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53

Tomorrow is Pablo Fanque, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer's 53rd birthday!!!

days to Statman's 53rd birthday

Today, is the last day of Pablo Fanque being Not 53, so (if he survives) he will begin his journey of Being 53 TOMORROW!

In the unlikely event he survives an entire year of Being 53, he will be Not 53 again in a year and a day. Unfortunately, Debbie (or Debra) Gibson will remain not 53 during the entire process, so Pablo/Maxwell needs our emotional support during this trying and perilous time.

He probably needs lots of hugs.

He should survive until tomorrow. If you take those tables literally, his odds of mortality increase once the age is reached. This is likely not true, as there is most probably a continuous increase in the chances of peril. But, I prefer to be positive.... a sunshine pumper if you will.... and assume that Pablo WILL make it to tomorrow!!!

Now once he actually is 53, there is no doubt at all that his odds of surviving will have dropped precipitously.

And worse, females aged 53 odds of mortality do not rise as much. So his wait for Debra (or Debbie) Gibson to join him in the afterlife is likely to be even longer than expected.

BU84BEAR said:

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So his wait for Debra (or Debbie) Gibson to join him in the afterlife is likely to be even longer than expected.

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By afterlife, do you mean the time after age 53, or after one kicks the oxygen habit?

Post respiration was the context intended. Both are valid definitions.

Are "he/she" and "transition" related?

Go to around 8:00 mark . . . there you are.

Pablo Fanque said:

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Are "he/she" and "transition" related?

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You would be in a better position to answer that question than anyone else.

On a related note, how are you feeling? Do you need a hug?

I hope you've increased your intake of sardines to improve your chances of surviving 53.

Pablo Fanque said:

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Are "he/she" and "transition" related?

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12 hours and 3 minutes until Pablo Fanque stops being Not 53.

SMack said:

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Pablo Fanque said:

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Are "he/she" and "transition" related?

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You would be in a better position to answer that question than anyone else.

On a related note, how are you feeling? Do you need a hug?

I hope you've increased your intake of sardines to improve your chances of surviving 53.

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Hugs and sardines are obviously substitutes, and the sardines are plentiful and flowing. In a few hours - probably fewer than 11 hours and 42 minutes - something else will be flowing thanks to all of these sardines.

All of which will probably end whatever chances I ever had with either Debbie or Debra Gibson.

Pablo Fanque said:

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SMack said:

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Pablo Fanque said:

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Are "he/she" and "transition" related?

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You would be in a better position to answer that question than anyone else.

On a related note, how are you feeling? Do you need a hug?

I hope you've increased your intake of sardines to improve your chances of surviving 53.

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Hugs and sardines are obviously substitutes, and the sardines are plentiful and flowing. In a few hours - probably fewer than 11 hours and 42 minutes - something else will be flowing thanks to all of these sardines.

All of which will probably end whatever chances I ever had with either Debbie or Debra Gibson.

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Thanks to sardine consumption, it will not be a fat chance!!

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All of which will probably end whatever chances I ever had with either Debbie or Debra Gibson.

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Maybe she digs that sort of thing. Have you asked her?

Nine hours, 43 minutes.

Unsure of the metric units.

383 millidays

SMack said:

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Quote:

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All of which will probably end whatever chances I ever had with either Debbie or Debra Gibson.

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Maybe she digs that sort of thing. Have you asked her?

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And violate the restraining orders?

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And violate the restraining orders?

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Sometimes you have to push the boundaries. Maybe you could contact Tiffany. Or Kristi McNichol.

27.84 kiloseconds until 53!

3 hours 8 minutes

173 minutes.

Birthday here or separate thread?

This seems like the obvious place.

2 hours, 16 minutes...

I guess I should admit it -- I've been hitting the sardine cans pretty hard for the last couple of hours. I can barely stand up.

130 minutes!

SMack said:

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I guess I should admit it -- I've been hitting the sardine cans pretty hard for the last couple of hours. I can barely stand up.

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Me too.

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HAVE A SARDINE!!!!!!!#



PABLO FANQUE, THE POSTING ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER IS NO LONGER 52 AND NO LONGER NOT 53!!!!!!!

UNLIKE STATMAN, PABLO IS 53!!!!

LIKE PHUGHBAHR, HE IS UNDER RESTRAINING ORDER AND SUFFERING FROM DECLINING ODDS OF CONTINUED VITALITY!!!!!!

NEVERTHELESS, LET US JOIN TOGETHER SANS STATMAN BUT CUM SARDINES (CALM DOWN, IT'S LATIN. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SEE TOMMYE LOU) AND WISH THE FORMER MAX A HAPPY 53RD BIRTHDAY!!!!!!