BU84BEAR said:

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Please place the following events in the order you think they will occur, or the order you want them to occur:

Nibiru
Melissa Gilbert's Divorce
Kevin Kline's death
Statman's 53rd birthday
Phuewbahrr's restraining order being lifted
Pblo Fnke's restraining order being lifted
The Baylorfans threads posted on Sicem365

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Just move Kevin Klines death to the end, and there you have it.

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How long now before Melissa Gilbert's divorce? Can't be long. Nibiru hit last night.

StatMan: 279 days since 300 days to age 53, 244 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Poughblow Phoughnkuey, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 11 of Being 53, 190 days since being rounded to age 53, 21 days since his/her transition
199 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 406 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,956 days to age 53
phughbaaaarr: 6,621 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,090 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 335 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 108 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 92
Robemcdo: 77 more days of being 53
579 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 275 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 269 days since it was nine months after turning 53
259 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,061 days since Jerry Garcia quit oxygen cold turkey (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,865 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
251 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,108 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,401 days to age 53
10.556 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
316.2 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.24 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,974 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,202 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 47 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 206 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,946 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,146 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 139 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 20 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 181 days
410 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,241 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,278 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,802 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 165th day of being 53
21 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
146 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
139 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
129 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 119 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,291 of her subpar to Timothy Busfield
Day 125 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,117 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,940 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 50 of Phoebe Cates being one with phughbaaarr in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,084 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
55 days since Haley got a goat
Day 314 of Kevin Kline being 69
One day after the Nibiru calamity at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 577 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
31 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,074 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,188 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,104 of being Not 53

BU84BEAR said:

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BU84BEAR said:

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SMack said:

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Please place the following events in the order you think they will occur, or the order you want them to occur:

Nibiru
Melissa Gilbert's Divorce
Kevin Kline's death
Statman's 53rd birthday
Phuewbahrr's restraining order being lifted
Pblo Fnke's restraining order being lifted
The Baylorfans threads posted on Sicem365

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Just move Kevin Klines death to the end, and there you have it.

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How long now before Melissa Gilbert's divorce? Can't be long. Nibiru hit last night.

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Her divorce is like what The Bible says about Nibiru -- no one knows the hour, it comes like a thief breaking into Arby's at night.

SMack said:

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BU84BEAR said:

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BU84BEAR said:

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SMack said:

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Please place the following events in the order you think they will occur, or the order you want them to occur:

Nibiru
Melissa Gilbert's Divorce
Kevin Kline's death
Statman's 53rd birthday
Phuewbahrr's restraining order being lifted
Pblo Fnke's restraining order being lifted
The Baylorfans threads posted on Sicem365

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Just move Kevin Klines death to the end, and there you have it.

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How long now before Melissa Gilbert's divorce? Can't be long. Nibiru hit last night.

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Her divorce is like what The Bible says about Nibiru -- no one knows the hour, it comes like a thief breaking into Arby's at night.

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I haven't eaten lunch yet, and my sardine order from some Nigerian who has somehow gotten ahold of an unregistered freight container filled with sardine tins hasn't arrived yet. (I expected better service after giving him my bank account number to withdraw the current commodity price of sardines less a 45% discount via ACH).

What sounds good at Arby's?

Arbys - when all I my dime dancing is thru, I run to you.

- ned

..20

StatMan: 280 days since 300 days to age 53, 245 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Paughbleau Phohnkey, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 12 of Being 53, 191 days since being rounded to age 53, 22 days since his/her transition
198 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 405 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,955 days to age 53
phoobaaaarr: 6,622 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,091 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 336 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 109 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 93
Robemcdo: 76 more days of being 53
580 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 276 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 270 days since it was nine months after turning 53
260 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,062 days since Jerry Garcia went horizontal (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,866 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
252 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,107 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,400 days to age 53
10.555 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
316.1 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.23 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,973 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,203 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 48 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 207 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,947 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,147 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 140 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 20 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 182 days
409 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,240 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,277 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,801 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 166th day of being 53
20 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
145 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
140 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
130 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 120 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,292 of her corrosive to Timothy Busfield
Day 126 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,116 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,941 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 51 of Phoebe Cates being one with phoobaarr in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,085 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
56 days since Haley got a goat
Day 315 of Kevin Kline being 69
Two days after the Nibiru calamity at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 578 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
32 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,073 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,187 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,105 of being Not 53

Does Haley still have a goat?

BU84BEAR said:

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Does Haley still have a goat?

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Cabrito?

SMack said:

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BU84BEAR said:

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Does Haley still have a goat?

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Cabrito?

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Until we find out otherwise, I must recognize that possibility.

StatMan: 281 days since 300 days to age 53, 246 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pawblow Phohnkay, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 13 of Being 53, 192 days since being rounded to age 53, 23 days since his/her transition
197 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 404 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,954 days to age 53
phubaar: 6,623 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,092 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 337 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 110 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 94
Robemcdo: 75 more days of being 53
581 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 277 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 271 days since it was nine months after turning 53
261 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,063 days since Jerry Garcia lost his grip on life (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,867 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
253 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,106 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,399 days to age 53
10.554 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
316 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.22 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,972 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,204 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 49 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 208 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,948 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,148 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 141 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 19 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 183 days
408 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,239 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,276 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,800 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 167th day of being 53
19 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
144 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
141 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
131 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 121 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,293 of her untenable marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 127 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,115 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,942 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 52 of Phoebe Cates being one with phubaar in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,086 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
57 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 316 of Kevin Kline being 69
Three days since the Nibiru calamity at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 576 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
33 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,072 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,186 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,106 of being Not 53

StatMan: 282 days since 300 days to age 53, 247 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pauwblow Phohnkaey, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 14 of Being 53, 193 days since being rounded to age 53, 24 days since his/her transition
196 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 403 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,953 days to age 53
phewbaar: 6,624 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,093 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 338 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 111 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 95
Robemcdo: 74 more days of being 53
582 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 278 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 272 days since it was nine months after turning 53
262 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,064 days since Jerry Garcia gave up the ghost (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,868 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
254 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,105 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,398 days to age 53
10.553 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
315.9 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.21 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,971 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,205 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 50 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 209 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,949 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,149 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 142 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 19 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 184 days
407 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,238 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,275 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,799 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 168th day of being 53
18 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
143 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
142 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
132 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 122 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,294 of her loathsome marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 128 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,114 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,943 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 53 of Phoebe Cates being one with phewbaar in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,087 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
58 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 317 of Kevin Kline being 69
Four days since the Nibiru calamity at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 577 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
34 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,071 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,185 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,107 of being Not 53

I may be suffering from thread abandonment issues.

BU84BEAR said:

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I may be suffering from thread abandonment issues.

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Try eating more sardines.

It helps.

Honest.

SMack said:

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BU84BEAR said:

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I may be suffering from thread abandonment issues.

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Try eating more sardines.

It helps.

Honest.

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Pasta Con Le Sardine



I feel better already.

Today I broke my own personal record for most consecutive days lived. Woooooo!!!!!!!!

marco said:

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Today I broke my own personal record for most consecutive days lived. Woooooo!!!!!!!!

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This is a tremendous coincidence, because I did too!!!!!!

StatMan: 283 days since 300 days to age 53, 248 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Poughblough Phoughnkeighy, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 15 of Being 53, 194 days since being rounded to age 53, 25 days since his/her transition
195 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 402 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,952 days to age 53
phewwbaahr: 6,625 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,094 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 339 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 112 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 96
Robemcdo: 73 more days of being 53
583 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 279 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 273 days since it was nine months after turning 53
263days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,065 days since Jerry Garcia gave up breathing (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,869 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
255 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,104 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,397 days to age 53
10.552 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
315.8 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.2 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,970 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,206 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 51 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 210 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,950 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,150 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 143 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 19 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 185 days
406 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,237 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,274 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,798 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 169th day of being 53
17 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
142 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
143 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
133 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 123 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,295 of her rancid marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 129 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,113 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,944 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 54 of Phoebe Cates being one with phewbaar in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,088 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
59 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 318 of Kevin Kline being 69
Five days since the Nibiru calamity at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 578 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
35 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,070 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,184 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,108 of being Not 53

BU84BEAR said:

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Today I broke my own personal record for most consecutive days lived. Woooooo!!!!!!!!

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This is a tremendous coincidence, because I did too!!!!!!

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You broke Marco's personal record for consecutive days lived?

I don't think that's right.

SMack said:

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BU84BEAR said:

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marco said:

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Today I broke my own personal record for most consecutive days lived. Woooooo!!!!!!!!

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This is a tremendous coincidence, because I did too!!!!!!

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You broke Marco's personal record for consecutive days lived?

I don't think that's right.

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Here is the fallacy in your logic. marco's claim starts with the subject "I". "I" has a relationship to the word's "my own personal". If you change the individual to which the word "I" refers to, you must ALSO change the individual to which the words "my own personal" refer to so that the original relationship between the words is maintained.

And, no the words in the sentences are not having a perverted relationship, other than the fact that your premise perverted the relationship.

BU84BEAR said:

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marco said:

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Today I broke my own personal record for most consecutive days lived. Woooooo!!!!!!!!

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This is a tremendous coincidence, because I did too!!!!!!

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You broke Marco's personal record for consecutive days lived?

I don't think that's right.

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Here is the fallacy in your logic. marco's claim starts with the subject "I". "I" has a relationship to the word's "my own personal". If you change the individual to which the word "I" refers to, you must ALSO change the individual to which the words "my own personal" refer to so that the original relationship between the words is maintained.

And, no the words in the sentences are not having a perverted relationship, other than the fact that your premise perverted the relationship.

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Great.

Now you're accusing me of perverted relationships.

I'll have you know that I am perfectly capable of having non-perverted relationships. Just don't talk to my ex. Or my current wife. Or my parole officer.

They're a bunch of biased liars.

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BU84BEAR said:

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marco said:

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Today I broke my own personal record for most consecutive days lived. Woooooo!!!!!!!!

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This is a tremendous coincidence, because I did too!!!!!!

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You broke Marco's personal record for consecutive days lived?

I don't think that's right.

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Here is the fallacy in your logic. marco's claim starts with the subject "I". "I" has a relationship to the word's "my own personal". If you change the individual to which the word "I" refers to, you must ALSO change the individual to which the words "my own personal" refer to so that the original relationship between the words is maintained.

And, no the words in the sentences are not having a perverted relationship, other than the fact that your premise perverted the relationship.

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Great.

Now you're accusing me of perverted relationships.

I'll have you know that I am perfectly capable of having non-perverted relationships. Just don't talk to my ex. Or my current wife. Or my parole officer.

They're a bunch of biased liars.

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So sorry.

It's just I don't have that much to do. I have cut way down on the plans for birthday party for the Man of Stats. I mean, it doesn't look like he will even be there. (I knew I should have required an RSVP). I'm saving the funds I was going to spend for the Comet bash, just in case we ever find out when that event is again.

BU84BEAR said:

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marco said:

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Today I broke my own personal record for most consecutive days lived. Woooooo!!!!!!!!

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This is a tremendous coincidence, because I did too!!!!!!

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You broke Marco's personal record for consecutive days lived?

I don't think that's right.

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Here is the fallacy in your logic. marco's claim starts with the subject "I". "I" has a relationship to the word's "my own personal". If you change the individual to which the word "I" refers to, you must ALSO change the individual to which the words "my own personal" refer to so that the original relationship between the words is maintained.

And, no the words in the sentences are not having a perverted relationship, other than the fact that your premise perverted the relationship.

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Great.

Now you're accusing me of perverted relationships.

I'll have you know that I am perfectly capable of having non-perverted relationships. Just don't talk to my ex. Or my current wife. Or my parole officer.

They're a bunch of biased liars.

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So sorry.

It's just I don't have that much to do. I have cut way down on the plans for birthday party for the Man of Stats. I mean, it doesn't look like he will even be there. (I knew I should have required an RSVP). I'm saving the funds I was going to spend for the Comet bash, just in case we ever find out when that event is again.

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I've pretty much given up on the Comet/Sardine party. I figure that even if we get the thread back, there won't be enough time to adequately prepare.

Maybe you could put all that time you have and your fancy book-learnin to work finding Stats and coaxing him out of hiding.

If he's not at his party, that would be a bad omen for the OU game.

Not sure if it matters now but you know them little "champagne bottle" thingies you get that have the confetti pop out when you pull the string? Well, I've got a boat load of those in my closet and a whole lot of sardines in the pantry. We could have one hell of a sardine and champagne party.... just a thought. Celebrate the day Phoebe phreed her ta-ta's?

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BU84BEAR said:

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marco said:

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Today I broke my own personal record for most consecutive days lived. Woooooo!!!!!!!!

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This is a tremendous coincidence, because I did too!!!!!!

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You broke Marco's personal record for consecutive days lived?

I don't think that's right.

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Here is the fallacy in your logic. marco's claim starts with the subject "I". "I" has a relationship to the word's "my own personal". If you change the individual to which the word "I" refers to, you must ALSO change the individual to which the words "my own personal" refer to so that the original relationship between the words is maintained.

And, no the words in the sentences are not having a perverted relationship, other than the fact that your premise perverted the relationship.

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Great.

Now you're accusing me of perverted relationships.

I'll have you know that I am perfectly capable of having non-perverted relationships. Just don't talk to my ex. Or my current wife. Or my parole officer.

They're a bunch of biased liars.

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So sorry.

It's just I don't have that much to do. I have cut way down on the plans for birthday party for the Man of Stats. I mean, it doesn't look like he will even be there. (I knew I should have required an RSVP). I'm saving the funds I was going to spend for the Comet bash, just in case we ever find out when that event is again.

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I've pretty much given up on the Comet/Sardine party. I figure that even if we get the thread back, there won't be enough time to adequately prepare.

Maybe you could put all that time you have and your fancy book-learnin to work finding Stats and coaxing him out of hiding.

If he's not at his party, that would be a bad omen for the OU game.

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'ell, I dun forgut ever livin' thing I ever lurned.

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Not sure if it matters now but you know them little "champagne bottle" thingies you get that have the confetti pop out when you pull the string? Well, I've got a boat load of those in my closet and a whole lot of sardines in the pantry. We could have one hell of a sardine and champagne party.... just a thought. Celebrate the day Phoebe phreed her ta-ta's?

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That sounds Bodacious.

Since there should be lots of people in town for the OU game, maybe we could celebrate the last day of StatMan Being Not 53. The following day he will enter the perilous time of Being 53, and it may not be safe to be around him then.

It sounds like Marco can provide the champagne/confetti things and some sardines, but we'll probably need more. BU84Bear can bring the Dr Pepper and whisky.

For entertainment, I'll bring two watermelons and a 5-gallon bucket of mayonnaise.

Am I forgetting anything?

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marco said:

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Today I broke my own personal record for most consecutive days lived. Woooooo!!!!!!!!

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This is a tremendous coincidence, because I did too!!!!!!

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You broke Marco's personal record for consecutive days lived?

I don't think that's right.

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Here is the fallacy in your logic. marco's claim starts with the subject "I". "I" has a relationship to the word's "my own personal". If you change the individual to which the word "I" refers to, you must ALSO change the individual to which the words "my own personal" refer to so that the original relationship between the words is maintained.

And, no the words in the sentences are not having a perverted relationship, other than the fact that your premise perverted the relationship.

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Great.

Now you're accusing me of perverted relationships.

I'll have you know that I am perfectly capable of having non-perverted relationships. Just don't talk to my ex. Or my current wife. Or my parole officer.

They're a bunch of biased liars.

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So sorry.

It's just I don't have that much to do. I have cut way down on the plans for birthday party for the Man of Stats. I mean, it doesn't look like he will even be there. (I knew I should have required an RSVP). I'm saving the funds I was going to spend for the Comet bash, just in case we ever find out when that event is again.

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I've pretty much given up on the Comet/Sardine party. I figure that even if we get the thread back, there won't be enough time to adequately prepare.

Maybe you could put all that time you have and your fancy book-learnin to work finding Stats and coaxing him out of hiding.

If he's not at his party, that would be a bad omen for the OU game.

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Look on the bright side. An OU loss would guarantee that Matt Rhule will be immediately fired (according to this board anyway.)

This will guarantee another fun year of coaching searches, national championship potential (with the new big time coach and all, you know), and a new scheme that will require a whole new set of players!!!!!!

It will be great fun to have all this to discuss here on the 365.

So, that settles it. We'll have a celebration of Stats' last day of Being Not 53 before or after the OU game, depending on the game time.

If it's after, we may be toasting the new interim coach as well.

I can taste the sardines already! Actually, I can taste sardines every time I burp.

99 tins of fish on the wall
99 tins of fish
take one down
pass it around
98 tins of fish on the wall

StatMan: 284 days since 300 days to age 53, 249 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pauwblow Phonkeigh, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 16 of Being 53, 195 days since being rounded to age 53, 26 days since his/her transition
196 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 401 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,951 days to age 53
pheuwwbaahr: 6,626 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,095 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 340 days of being not 53, which is 769 days less than Marco
NoBS-U: Day 113 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 97
Robemcdo: 72 more days of being 53
584 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 280 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 274 days since it was nine months after turning 53
264 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,066 days since Jerry Garcia kicked the oxygen habit (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,870 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
256 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,103 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,396 days to age 53
10.551 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
315.7 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.19 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,969 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,207 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 52 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 211 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,951 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,151 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 144 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 19 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 186 days
405 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,236 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,273 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,797 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 170th day of being 53
16 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
141 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
144 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
134 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 124 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,296 of her repulsive marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 130 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,112 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,945 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 55 of Phoebe Cates being one with phewbaar in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,089 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
60 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 319 of Kevin Kline being 69
Six days since the Nibiru calamity at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 579 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
36 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,069 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,183 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,109 of being Not 53