* "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
LIB,MR BEARS said:BUDOS said:
"But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it." Nancy Pelosi, discussing the Affordable Care Act.
and she said it with a straight face
😂🔥 This satire is so convincing it should come with a warning.
— Jake (@JakeCan72) January 30, 2026
Nick Peterson just dropped the “Quality Learing Center” parody ad — and it looks uncomfortably real.
Hat guy in full infomercial overdrive.
Chalkboard classroom.
“NEVER STOP LEARING” wall.
Phone numbers flashing… pic.twitter.com/BsRosuDJkW
France: A Toulouse hospital was evacuated after a 24-year-old patient was discovered with a 20 cm World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) February 2, 2026
Emergency surgery successfully removed the shell, while bomb disposal experts secured the device and later declared it safe. Staff… pic.twitter.com/5r71IeoK1d
LIB,MR BEARS said:
This is why France needs an equivalent to our 2A.France: A Toulouse hospital was evacuated after a 24-year-old patient was discovered with a 20 cm World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) February 2, 2026
Emergency surgery successfully removed the shell, while bomb disposal experts secured the device and later declared it safe. Staff… pic.twitter.com/5r71IeoK1d
EatMoreSalmon said:LIB,MR BEARS said:
This is why France needs an equivalent to our 2A.France: A Toulouse hospital was evacuated after a 24-year-old patient was discovered with a 20 cm World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) February 2, 2026
Emergency surgery successfully removed the shell, while bomb disposal experts secured the device and later declared it safe. Staff… pic.twitter.com/5r71IeoK1d
I thought Iron Bottom Sound was a ww2 reference.
LIB,MR BEARS said:EatMoreSalmon said:LIB,MR BEARS said:
This is why France needs an equivalent to our 2A.France: A Toulouse hospital was evacuated after a 24-year-old patient was discovered with a 20 cm World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) February 2, 2026
Emergency surgery successfully removed the shell, while bomb disposal experts secured the device and later declared it safe. Staff… pic.twitter.com/5r71IeoK1d
I thought Iron Bottom Sound was a ww2 reference.
True. More related to trench warfare.
EatMoreSalmon said:LIB,MR BEARS said:EatMoreSalmon said:LIB,MR BEARS said:
This is why France needs an equivalent to our 2A.
I thought Iron Bottom Sound was a ww2 reference.
True. More related to trench warfare.
Yes, Another plug to remember the Great War.
Rectum? Darn near killed him.
— autorotate56 (@autorotate56) February 2, 2026
historian said:😂🔥 This satire is so convincing it should come with a warning.
— Jake (@JakeCan72) January 30, 2026
Nick Peterson just dropped the “Quality Learing Center” parody ad — and it looks uncomfortably real.
Hat guy in full infomercial overdrive.
Chalkboard classroom.
“NEVER STOP LEARING” wall.
Phone numbers flashing… pic.twitter.com/BsRosuDJkW
This made me laugh way too hard! 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/erk3l1fv5U
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) February 4, 2026
Winter Olympics To Protest Trump's Immigration Policies By Removing Ice From Skating Rinks https://t.co/gLutXO2Nv6 pic.twitter.com/jNE2W7tmQ8
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 5, 2026
Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID https://t.co/2B0auATVZZ pic.twitter.com/omBcRnvJFI
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 6, 2026
If Trump shares this on Social I’m gonna die LMAO😂🤣@Scavino47 @DanScavino @POTUS @VP pic.twitter.com/JxyS3TQEBi
— We Have It All (@WeAreWoke1776_3) February 8, 2026
LEFT v RIGHT: Listen to Michelle Obama and JD Vance describe very similar experiences very differently. Michelle views everything through a lens of oppression. pic.twitter.com/S6KHMukzUb
— @amuse (@amuse) February 9, 2026
Pam Bondi checking if the Dow is still at 50,000 pic.twitter.com/uYEIapoTAk
— Not Jerome Powell (@alifarhat79) February 12, 2026
historian said:
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-honor-hillary-clinton-nation-recognizes-new-federal-holiday-almost-presidents-day
New Yorkers Report Warmth Of Collectivism Feels Strangely Like Crushing Tax Hike https://t.co/Q2uhf2L9E2 pic.twitter.com/elns99jcEP
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 18, 2026
— Suburban Black Man 🇺🇸 (@niceblackdude) February 23, 2026
When you’re the only Indian at the Frat party, and you’re trying to fit in….
— Uncommon Sense (@Uncommonsince76) February 23, 2026
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