Statman predicted he would turn 53, then disappears.

Intradesting...

StatMan: 291 days since 300 days to age 53, 256 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Poughleaux Phoughnke, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 23 of Being 53, 202 days since being rounded to age 53, 33 days since his/her transition
186 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 394 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,944 days to age 53
phubaahr: 6,633 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,102 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 347 days of being not 53, which is 769 days less than Marco
NoBS-U: Day 120 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 104
Robemcdo: 65 more days of being 53
591 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 287 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 281 days since it was nine months after turning 53
271 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,073 days since Jerry Garcia ceased to be (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,877 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
263 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,096 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,389 days to age 53
10.544 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
315 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.12 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,962 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,216 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 59 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 218 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,958 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,158 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 151 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 18 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 193 days
398 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,229 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,266 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,790 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 177th day of being 53
Nine days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
134 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
154 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
143 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 131 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,303 of her horrible marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 137 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,105 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,952 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 62 of Phoebe Cates being one with phubaahr in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,096 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
67 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 326 of Kevin Kline being 69
13 days since Nibiru arrived at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 589 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
43 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,062 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,176 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,116 of being Not 53
Two days until Turner Classic Movies shows Pecos 45's film, RETURN TO GIANT, twice
Day Two of the StatMan Investigation Investigation

T-9 days

Have you heard from the 'gator?

What is the time and place of the celebration before the Oklahoma game?

Did you get the check yet?

bremond?

- KKM

{ sipping coffee }

{ eating donut }

SMack said:

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Have you heard from the 'gator?

What is the time and place of the celebration before the Oklahoma game?

Did you get the check yet?

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I need buy in but I was going to start a thread to see if the staff would check with him. They apparently have his email.

No check yet. How much will I be disappointed in not receiving?

Time is sometime after midnight in a new thread (referencing this one of course).

Bring presents and band youtubes ( I hear the Hot Sardines may be playing); party favor gifs, you know, prediction jokes, you know, the usual)

Dia del DougO said:

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Statman predicted he would turn 53, then disappears.

Intradesting...

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Is such a thing even possible?

Aliens.

leave all that to the railway cat....

..... dat dat dat, dee dee, dee dee dee.

- BUmma

{ tiny adorable BHJ tapping tiny BH-sized toes }

BU84BEAR said:

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SMack said:

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Have you heard from the 'gator?

What is the time and place of the celebration before the Oklahoma game?

Did you get the check yet?

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I need buy in but I was going to start a thread to see if the staff would check with him. They apparently have his email.

No check yet. How much will I be disappointed in not receiving?

Time is sometime after midnight in a new thread (referencing this one of course).

Bring presents and band youtubes ( I hear the Hot Sardines may be playing); party favor gifs, you know, prediction jokes, you know, the usual)

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I was thinking we could meet near a spot on the Bear Trail and have a leering contest. I've been practicing.

Anyway, the check is about half of what any reasonable person would expect, and I expect you'll receive it real soon. You know, because the mail and stuff.

I was hoping to have printed copies of The Great Statistical One's most popular posts, but I can't get the BaylorFans website to load. I wonder what's going on with that?

Heck, we could make it a 53rd birthday bash and Roast...what do you think?

BU84BEAR said:

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Heck, we could make it a 53rd birthday bash and Roast...what do you think?

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Be careful when you use the word "roast". Krispy Kreme Man is lurking.

Dia del DougO said:

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Just make in an annual event, like Statman, instead of Burning Man. Everybody does the opposite of what they're supposed to do.

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I like this. StatMans 1st Annual 53rd Birthday Party.

there's a funny little basin - you're supposed to wash your face in.....

- BUmma

da dah, dat dat dat - dee deee.....

{ tiny adorable BHJ napping }

RIP HDS.

- BUmma

{ sipping coffee }

marco said:

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Dia del DougO said:

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Just make in an annual event, like Statman, instead of Burning Man. Everybody does the opposite of what they're supposed to do.

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I like this. StatMans 1st Annual 53rd Birthday Party.

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I can imagine lots of great events, like the Dr. Pepper chug-off, the 5K Jogging Trail Stalk, the cell phone bicycle relay, and the Obvious Statement Call-In competition.

T-8

My invest'gator thread has about 32 views. Apparently no one, including Statman, is going to show up to this deal.

Not that the 32 coming are nobodies!!

StatMan: 293 days since 300 days to age 53, 258 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Paubloow Phohnkaye, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 25 of Being 53, 204 days since being rounded to age 53, 35 days since his/her transition
184 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 392 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,942 days to age 53
phughbaahr: 6,635 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,104 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 349 days of being not 53, which is 769 days less than Marco
NoBS-U: Day 122 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 106
Robemcdo: 63 more days of being 53
593 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 289 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 283 days since it was nine months after turning 53
273 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,075 days since Jerry Garcia passed on (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,879 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
265 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,094 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,387 days to age 53
10.542 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
314.8 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.1 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,960 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,218 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 61 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 220 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,960 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,160 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 153 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 18 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 195 days
396 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,227 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,264 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,788 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 179th day of being 53
Seven days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
132 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
156 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
145 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 133 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,305 of her dishonorable marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 139 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,103 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,954 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 64 of Phoebe Cates being one with phughbaahr in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,098 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
69 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 328 of Kevin Kline being 69
15 days since Nibiru arrived at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 561 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
45 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,060 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,174 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,118 of being Not 53
Today is the day that Turner Classic Movies shows Pecos 45's film, RETURN TO GIANT, twice
Day four of the StatMan Investigation Investigation
14 days until ScottS moves from Fort Worth to Southlake

T-7

StatMan: 294 days since 300 days to age 53, 259 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Paubleau Phaunkay, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 26 of Being 53, 205 days since being rounded to age 53, 36 days since his/her transition
183 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 391 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,941 days to age 53
phughbhaahr: 6,636 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,105 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 350 days of being not 53, which is 769 days less than Marco
NoBS-U: Day 123 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 107
Robemcdo: 62 more days of being 53
594 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 290 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 284 days since it was nine months after turning 53
274 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,076 days since Jerry Garcia passed on (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,880 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
266 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,093 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,386 days to age 53
10.541 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
314.7 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.09 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,959 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,219 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 62 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 221 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,961 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,161 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 154 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 18 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 196 days
395 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,226 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,263 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,787 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 180th day of being 53
Six days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
131 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
157 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
146 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 134 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,306 of her disgusting marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 140 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,102 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,955 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 65 of Phoebe Cates being one with phughbhaahr in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,099 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
70 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 329 of Kevin Kline being 69
16 days since Nibiru arrived at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 562 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
46 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,059 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,173 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,119 of being Not 53
One day since Turner Classic Movies showed Pecos 45's film, RETURN TO GIANT, twice
Day five of the StatMan Investigation Investigation
13 days until ScottS moves from Fort Worth to Southlake

T-

T-5

StatMan: 295 days since 300 days to age 53, 260 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pblo Fnke, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 27 of Being 53, 206 days since being rounded to age 53, 37 days since his/her transition, two days since his fake 54th birthday
182 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 390 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,940 days to age 53
phewbahr: 6,637 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,106 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 351 days of being not 53, which is 769 days less than Marco
NoBS-U: Day 124 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 108
Robemcdo: 61 more days of being 53
595 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 291 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 285 days since it was nine months after turning 53
275 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,077 days since Jerry Garcia checked into the Horizontal Hilton (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,881 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
267 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,092 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,385 days to age 53
10.54 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
314.6 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.08 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,958 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,220 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 63 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 222 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,962 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,162 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 155 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 18 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 197 days
394 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,225 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,262 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,786 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 181st day of being 53
Five days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
130 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
157 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
147 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 135 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,307 of her sickening marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 141 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,101 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,956 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 66 of Phoebe Cates being one with phughbhaahr in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,099 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
71 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 330 of Kevin Kline being 69
17 days since Nibiru arrived at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 563 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
47 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,058 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,172 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,120 of being Not 53
Two days since Turner Classic Movies showed Pecos 45's film, RETURN TO GIANT, twice
Day six of the StatMan Investigation Investigation
12 days until ScottS moves from Fort Worth to Southlake

SMack said:

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12 days until ScottS moves from Fort Worth to Southlake

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T-4

StatMan: 296 days since 300 days to age 53, 261 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pawblo Fawnke, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 28 of Being 53, 207 days since being rounded to age 53, 38 days since his/her transition, three days since his fake 54th birthday
181 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 389 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,939 days to age 53
phoob-R: 6,638 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,107 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 352 days of being not 53, which is 769 days less than Marco
NoBS-U: Day 125 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 109
Robemcdo: 60 more days of being 53
596 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 292 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 286 days since it was nine months after turning 53
276 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,078 days since Jerry Garcia checked out (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,882 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
268 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,091 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,384 days to age 53
10.539 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
314.5 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.07 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,957 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,221 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 64 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 223 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,963 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,163 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 156 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 18 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 198 days
393 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,224 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,261 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,785 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 182nd day of being 53
Four days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
129 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
158 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
148 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 136 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,308 of her revolting marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 142 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,100 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,957 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 67 of Phoebe Cates being one with phoob-R in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,100 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
72 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 331 of Kevin Kline being 69
18 days since Nibiru arrived at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 564 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
48 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,057 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,171 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,121 of being Not 53
Three days since Turner Classic Movies showed Pecos 45's film, RETURN TO GIANT, twice
Day seven of the StatMan Investigation Investigation
11 days until ScottS moves from Fort Worth to Southlake

does anyone celebrate Bremond anymore?

PA.

- UL

.... and, as always, TIA.

{ sipping coffee }

william said:

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does anyone celebrate Bremond anymore?

PA.

- UL

.... and, as always, TIA.

{ sipping coffee }

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How many days until Bremond?

Ya know, I just started to really look at the calendar and this thing is going to fall on this Sunday, right? I've been counting down, well, following the count down, but I wasn't really thinking about what day of the week it was going to happen on and quite frankly Sunday is just not a good day for me. Baylor has a game this Saturday and there's real good chance we're going to lose and lose badly too. Could we maybe move this thing up a day? I don't mean actually amend his birfday but just change the day we observe the blessed event? Kinda like we do with Presidents Day. Once upon a time we celebrated Washington's birthday. Then it was Washington's birthday (observed). And then it was lumped in and we got Presidents Day. Maybe a People Whose Birthday Falls in the Last Week of September to be celebrated on the last Saturday of the month?

We've still got a couple of days to mull this over, Martin. (heh, see what I did there?)

Okay, I heard the microwave "ding", my pastry is warm now. Y'all talk it over, I'm going to enjoy a nice sardine covered bear claw.

marco said:

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Ya know, I just started to really look at the calendar and this thing is going to fall on this Sunday, right? I've been counting down, well, following the count down, but I wasn't really thinking about what day of the week it was going to happen on and quite frankly Sunday is just not a good day for me. Baylor has a game this Saturday and there's real good chance we're going to lose and lose badly too. Could we maybe move this thing up a day? I don't mean actually amend his birfday but just change the day we observe the blessed event? Kinda like we do with Presidents Day. Once upon a time we celebrated Washington's birthday. Then it was Washington's birthday (observed). And then it was lumped in and we got Presidents Day. Maybe a People Whose Birthday Falls in the Last Week of September to be celebrated on the last Saturday of the month?

We've still got a couple of days to mull this over, Martin. (heh, see what I did there?)

Okay, I heard the microwave "ding", my pastry is warm now. Y'all talk it over, I'm going to enjoy a nice sardine covered bear claw.

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Man, that pastry sounds good.

I agree about moving up the celebration to Saturday; we've talked about it before. BU84Bear is in charge of the festivities because he's the only one that attended the planning meeting. I think the only way one of these dealies actually have a chance of success is if Assassin plans it, so we're probably screwed anyway. Also, I don't know how long he has been Not 53 (we are keeping track of his mom's status as Not 53).

I would be honored to hand StatMan a cold Dr Pepper and a room-temperature tin of sardines in person, but it's looking like it's not going to happen. I'll be in Waco probably a little after noon on Saturday, so I pray that a miracle happens.

Regardless, here's the latest update:

StatMan: 297 days since 300 days to age 53, 262 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pauwblo Fauwnke, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 29 of Being 53, 208 days since being rounded to age 53, 39 days since his/her transition, four days since his fake 54th birthday
180 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 388 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,938 days to age 53
phoobaaaaarrrr: 6,639 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,108 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 353 days of being not 53, which is 769 days less than Marco
NoBS-U: Day 126 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 110
Robemcdo: 59 more days of being 53
597 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 293 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 287 days since it was nine months after turning 53
277 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,079 days since Jerry Garcia deep sixed (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,883 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
269 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,090 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,383 days to age 53
10.538 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
314.4 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.06 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,956 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,222 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 65 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 224 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,964 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,164 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 157 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 18 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 199 days
392 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,223 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,260 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,784 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 183rd day of being 53
Three days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
128 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
159 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
149 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 137 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,309 of her horrible marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 143 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,099 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,958 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 68 of Phoebe Cates being one with phoobaaaarrrrrr in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,101 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
73 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 332 of Kevin Kline being 69
19 days since Nibiru arrived at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 565 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
49 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,056 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,170 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,122 of being Not 53
Four days since Turner Classic Movies showed Pecos 45's film, RETURN TO GIANT, twice
Day eight of the StatMan Investigation Investigation
10 days until ScottS moves from Fort Worth to Southlake

Moving the celebration up a day is fine. I mean, it is one day less for SMack's check to get here, but it was beginning to look like it might not really be in the mail anyway.

Plus, on Saturday, we may need to find something to celebrate. Might as well be Statman's birthday.(No offense, Statman, but I would love to celebrate something else that day.)

I personally am fairly busy Saturday, so I may have to deliver a few things on Friday for the celebration. I didn't have much funding for it, since that check never arrived, so I hope ya'll are not disappointed.

I'm also fearful that the band will show up on the wrong day. But, that's ok, 'cause heck, we might as well make it a 3 or 4 day event. I mean, why not?

Maybe Pablo Fanque can get a Beatles cover band to play, if necessary...or on one of the other days we celebrate.

When that check gets there, could you hold on to it for a couple of days? I'm still waiting for a couple of payments from my customers. Plus, I had to have some brake work and a new tire.

At eleven forty-two with the signal overdue, and the passengers all frantic to a man....<<

StatMan: 298 days since 300 days to age 53, 263 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pawblow Fonckay, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 30 of Being 53, 209 days since being rounded to age 53, 40 days since his/her transition, five days since his fake 54th birthday
179 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 387 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,937 days to age 53
phoob-R: 6,640 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,109 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 354 days of being not 53, which is 769 days less than Marco
NoBS-U: Day 127 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 111
Robemcdo: 58 more days of being 53
598 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 294 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 288 days since it was nine months after turning 53
278 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,080 days since Jerry Garcia passed on (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,884 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
270 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,089 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,382 days to age 53
10.537 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
314.3 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.05 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,955 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,223 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 66 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 225 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,965 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,165 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 158 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 18 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 200 days
391 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,222 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,259 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,783 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 184th day of being 53
Two days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
127 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
160 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
150 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 138 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,310 of her terrible marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 144 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,098 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,959 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 69 of Phoebe Cates being one with phoob-R in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,102 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
74 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 333 of Kevin Kline being 69
20 days since Nibiru arrived at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 566 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
50 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,055 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,169 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,123 of being Not 53
Five days since Turner Classic Movies showed Pecos 45's film, RETURN TO GIANT, twice
Day nine of the StatMan Investigation Investigation -- WHERE IS STATMAN?
Nine days until ScottS moves from Fort Worth to Southlake

36 hours, 51 minutes until StatMan is no longer Not 53.