Aliceinbubbleland said:

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Well, thankfully his protege, Phil Montgomery and his Tulsa Tornadoes (erh Hurricanes) overcame a sloppy game to win on the last second TD. Unfortunately I fell asleep just minutes before and didn't know the outcome until checking the web this morning

I don't think I ever went to sleep in a Briles game however

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Too much excitement to fall asleep.

Art might have won 50-49, but his back fumbled on the opponent's 15 yard line with inside 2 minutes left. Great game, though.

Osodecentx said:

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Now 7-2
Lost 49-43 last night

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Yeah. Must have some injured starters.

TexasScientist said:

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Osodecentx said:

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Now 7-2
Lost 49-43 last night

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That's 43 points Baylor hasn't been able to put up on the score board. We used to be in the top two or three scoring teams in the nation. You can't win without points on the board.

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The only problem is we still got outscored on numerous occasions.

You surely can't win big with a Phil Bennett defense.

Texas Tech scored a lot of points with one of the best QBs in the history of the Big 12 and they also could not stop the good teams when the chips were down.

Offense
Defense
Special Teams

DISCIPLINE

I thought the Briles defenses were improving a bit each year.

Guy Noir said:

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I thought the Briles defenses were improving a bit each year.

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Of course they were. Around 2036 we were going to be an SEC level defense.

Timbear said:

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Art might have won 50-49, but his back fumbled on the opponent's 15 yard line with inside 2 minutes left. Great game, though.

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Right.

We might have beaten that Florida Community College in the Fiesta or MSU in the Cotton if only the BOR would have kissed Art's keister more than they did.

Back-to-Back

3A

Losses

Thee University said:

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Timbear said:

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Art might have won 50-49, but his back fumbled on the opponent's 15 yard line with inside 2 minutes left. Great game, though.

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Right.

We might have beaten that Florida Community College in the Fiesta or MSU in the Cotton if only the BOR would have kissed Art's keister more than they did.

Back-to-Back

3A

Losses

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Any of them 2-30?

oldbear69 said:

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call me sentimental or just mental but i gotta admit....i'd take cab's offense and phi"s defense, any day of the week, over the reincarnated bill beall....and thats the bottom line...

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We haven't even played a half of one season yet!

Correct me if I'm wring but didn't Rhule go 1-11 just a while back and all you limp dicks wanted to fire him?

Timbear said:

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Thee, Teaff was .500 for 20 years , and your glorious team was embarrassing in the Cotton bowl scoring 2 and giving up 30. You're trying too hard .

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We won just as many major bowls as your lord and savior.

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We are still a .512 program even after Arthur posted a 65-37 which is good for 4th best among Baylor coaches.

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Embarrassing is blowing a 21 point lead in the 4th Q

Thee University said:

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Timbear said:

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Thee, Teaff was .500 for 20 years , and your glorious team was embarrassing in the Cotton bowl scoring 2 and giving up 30. You're trying too hard .

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We won just as many major bowls as your lord and savior.

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We are still a .512 program even after Arthur posted a 65-37 which is good for 4th best among Baylor coaches.

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Embarrassing is blowing a 21 point lead in the 4th Q

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Unlike getting beat 2-30 in the schools biggest game ever
2-30

Thee University said:

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Timbear said:

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Thee, Teaff was .500 for 20 years , and your glorious team was embarrassing in the Cotton bowl scoring 2 and giving up 30. You're trying too hard .

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We won just as many major bowls as your lord and savior.

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We are still a .512 program even after Arthur posted a 65-37 which is good for 4th best among Baylor coaches.

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Embarrassing is blowing a 21 point lead in the 4th Q

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Embarrassing is blowing a 31-10 lead in the second half ......and losing to liberty...

Thee University said:

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oldbear69 said:

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call me sentimental or just mental but i gotta admit....i'd take cab's offense and phi"s defense, any day of the week, over the reincarnated bill beall....and thats the bottom line...

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We haven't even played a half of one season yet!

Correct me if I'm wring but didn't Rhule go 1-11 just a while back and all you limp dicks wanted to fire him?

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Rhule was lucky in some games last year.

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Aliceinbubbleland said:

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Well, thankfully his protege, Phil Montgomery and his Tulsa Tornadoes (erh Hurricanes) overcame a sloppy game to win on the last second TD. Unfortunately I fell asleep just minutes before and didn't know the outcome until checking the web this morning

I don't think I ever went to sleep in a Briles game however

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Too much excitement to fall asleep.

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I couldn't even get up to take a leak cuz i knew we had a good chance of scoring in one or two plays no matter the field position

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TexasScientist said:

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Aliceinbubbleland said:

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Well, thankfully his protege, Phil Montgomery and his Tulsa Tornadoes (erh Hurricanes) overcame a sloppy game to win on the last second TD. Unfortunately I fell asleep just minutes before and didn't know the outcome until checking the web this morning

I don't think I ever went to sleep in a Briles game however

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Too much excitement to fall asleep.

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I couldn't even get up to take a leak cuz i knew we had a good chance of scoring in one or two plays no matter the field position

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Scored many a touchdown in less than two minutes. Now you have to take a break just to escape the debacle.

I used to call you limp wrists, pencil necks, concave chests, dishwater hands but based on the not-even-mid-season crying & quitting along with pining for your 3A coach, I'm changing it to LIMP DICKS.

You bunch of limp dicks are limper than you were for Rhule. Aranda has got 4 games (all conference - no Sam Houston State, Stephen F Austin or Woffords to beat up and tune up under his belt.

Covid has impacted practice, playing and game scenarios. Some players got their feelings hurt and now are probably poisoning what TEAM chemistry we were trying to establish. Ya'll have earned your new names.

You guys are no Monty Python Biggus Dickus.

You guys are Pee Wee Herman's LIMPUS DICKUS.

Thee, Mr. Excuse Man. Mr. Name Caller. Mr. Lard Butt. You've been wrong every game this year.

Timbear said:

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Thee, Mr. Excuse Man. Mr. Name Caller. Mr. Lard Butt. You've been wrong every game this year.

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Mr. Limpus Dickus #1 - I have not forecasted a single game this year.

You have earned your name!

Lard Butt? I'll put my % of body fat up against yours any day. Unless you were one of those sweet fairies from Martin or Kokernot.

Hey, Thee, I'm 6'1", 205, chest 44, waist 35. Your turn, Lard Butt.

Wasn't Martin the jock dorm at one time?

Timbear said:

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Hey, Thee, I'm 6'1", 205, chest 44, waist 35. Your turn, Lard Butt.

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A little fella!


I'm just under 6'3", 265, chest 52, waist 39. Every single day I am out on the ranches running a chainsaw, stacking cedar, chipping cedar.

I was your size when I was 15 but a full 6'3' back then.

TexasScientist said:

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Wasn't Martin the jock dorm at one time?

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I think it was but it was prior to my arrival in '77. The athletic dining hall (if you could call it that) was in the basement of Martin while Brooks was the athlete dorm.

Can you send your son over to pick up my cleaning? While he's here I want him to wash my pickup. He is a magician at shining tires!

Are you two really arguing over whose got a lower body fat %. Guess what I guarantee mines lower then both. But that's irrelevant and no one gives a duck whose body fat is what %

Thee's body fat is somewhere between 2-30 percent
His number

Ask all Americans Garth Ten Apple and Jacob Green about Phil Bennett. They both took ass whippings with fists from Phil at A&M

REX said:

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Thee's body fat is somewhere between 2-30 percent
His number

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I'll take 2.

RR/BV said:

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Ask all Americans Garth Ten Apple and Jacob Green about Phil Bennett. They both took ass whippings with fists from Phil at A&M

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I danced in Sing two years. How about that?!? Impressed?

I can't recall any grown man whipping Phil's ass, that's all.

RR/BV said:

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I can't recall any grown man whipping Phil's ass, that's all.

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Maybe we should have settled the Fiesta Bowl, the Cotton Bowl, the Texas loss that knocked us out of the Sugar Bowl in 2015 by having Bennett fight the DCs from UCF, MSU & UT on the 50 yard line before the game.