Asteroid Countdown

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Jokerman
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Hmmmmmm... fifty-three Marsha Warfields?
Just something to think about.
Jokerman
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This just in... the asteroid bounce?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/tunguska-asteroid-impact-theory-172350208.html
SMack
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Jokerman said:

Hmmmmmm... fifty-three Marsha Warfields?
Just something to think about.

What's better than fifty-three Marsha Warfields?
quash
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SMack said:

Jokerman said:

Hmmmmmm... fifty-three Marsha Warfields?
Just something to think about.

What's better than fifty-three Marsha Warfields?
Fifty-four?
“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
Oldbear83
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quash said:

SMack said:

Jokerman said:

Hmmmmmm... fifty-three Marsha Warfields?
Just something to think about.

What's better than fifty-three Marsha Warfields?
Fifty-four?
What if they turn on you?

Would that be Marshacide?
quash
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Oldbear83 said:

quash said:

SMack said:

Jokerman said:

Hmmmmmm... fifty-three Marsha Warfields?
Just something to think about.

What's better than fifty-three Marsha Warfields?
Fifty-four?
What if they turn on you?

Would that be Marshacide?
No, that would be quashicide.
“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
Oldbear83
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quash said:

Oldbear83 said:

quash said:

SMack said:

Jokerman said:

Hmmmmmm... fifty-three Marsha Warfields?
Just something to think about.

What's better than fifty-three Marsha Warfields?
Fifty-four?
What if they turn on you?

Would that be Marshacide?
No, that would be quashicide.
Especially if it was you versus 53-54 Marshas!

That would actually be squashicide?
SMack
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I have now decided how I want my life to end.
Jokerman
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SMack said:

I have now decided how I want my life to end.
End? This would just be the BEGINNING!
... the sweet, glorious beginning!
BU84BEAR
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Squashicide by 53 Marsha Warfields (or better yet, 54) might not be considered a crime today. But who knows? In a few decades, due to changing social more's, and pressure from quash advocate activists, it may well be.

But would it be if quash was squashed by an iron asteroid bouncing off earth?

Jokerman
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My gosh... inception!
quash
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BU84BEAR said:

Squashicide by 53 Marsha Warfields (or better yet, 54) might not be considered a crime today. But who knows? In a few decades, due to changing social more's, and pressure from quash advocate activists, it may well be.

But would it be if quash was squashed by an iron asteroid bouncing off earth?



Sigh.
No matter how I die it is quashicide. oldbear gets it backwards.

Regicide is killing the king, not being killed by him.
“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
SMack
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quash said:

BU84BEAR said:

Squashicide by 53 Marsha Warfields (or better yet, 54) might not be considered a crime today. But who knows? In a few decades, due to changing social more's, and pressure from quash advocate activists, it may well be.

But would it be if quash was squashed by an iron asteroid bouncing off earth?



Sigh.
No matter how I die it is quashicide. oldbear gets it backwards.

Regicide is killing the king, not being killed by him.

So, if I get squashed by 54 Marsha Warfields, it will be SMackicide.

Something to look forward to...
Oldbear83
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quash said:

BU84BEAR said:

Squashicide by 53 Marsha Warfields (or better yet, 54) might not be considered a crime today. But who knows? In a few decades, due to changing social more's, and pressure from quash advocate activists, it may well be.

But would it be if quash was squashed by an iron asteroid bouncing off earth?



Sigh.
No matter how I die it is quashicide. oldbear gets it backwards.

Regicide is killing the king, not being killed by him.
You are not a king.

But why did you reference me when answering a post by BU84Bear?

quash
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Oldbear83 said:

quash said:

BU84BEAR said:

Squashicide by 53 Marsha Warfields (or better yet, 54) might not be considered a crime today. But who knows? In a few decades, due to changing social more's, and pressure from quash advocate activists, it may well be.

But would it be if quash was squashed by an iron asteroid bouncing off earth?



Sigh.
No matter how I die it is quashicide. oldbear gets it backwards.

Regicide is killing the king, not being killed by him.
You are not a king.

But why did you reference me when answering a post by BU84Bear?



You are not a hockey puck.

“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
Oldbear83
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quash said:

Oldbear83 said:

quash said:

BU84BEAR said:

Squashicide by 53 Marsha Warfields (or better yet, 54) might not be considered a crime today. But who knows? In a few decades, due to changing social more's, and pressure from quash advocate activists, it may well be.

But would it be if quash was squashed by an iron asteroid bouncing off earth?



Sigh.
No matter how I die it is quashicide. oldbear gets it backwards.

Regicide is killing the king, not being killed by him.
You are not a king.

But why did you reference me when answering a post by BU84Bear?



You are not a hockey puck.


Funny, Don Rickles said different.
SMack
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2,582 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

146 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 79 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 78 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 68 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,450 days.
97 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,580 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,029 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,428 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,314 days.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $21,117.08
Box Tops: 2

61 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.
quash
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Sorry about that box too count, I just can't resist the savings you get with a big ol' bag.

Of cereal.
“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
SMack
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quash said:

Sorry about that box too count, I just can't resist the savings you get with a big ol' bag.

Of cereal.
Some old bags are cheap, many are very expensive.
Jokerman
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Never understate the value of cereal.
Or, of course, Marsha Warfield.
SMack
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2,574 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

154 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 87 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 86 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 76 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,458 days.
89 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,572 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,037 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,436 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,322 days.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $21,117.21
Box Tops: 2

69 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.
BU84BEAR
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/science/massive-asteroid-to-pass-near-earth-on-april-29/vi-BB137Tdc?ocid=spartandhp

<Looking around>

I think it missed!! We are still here.
Oldbear83
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BU84BEAR said:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/science/massive-asteroid-to-pass-near-earth-on-april-29/vi-BB137Tdc?ocid=spartandhp

<Looking around>

I think it missed!! We are still here.
Hear that beeeep! beeep! beeep!

It's backing up to try again.
SMack
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If there is an asteroid that requires our attention, I will have an appropriate countdown.

I have everything under control.
Jokerman
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Things requiring rapt attention:
1. Any and all asteroids.
2. Any and all Marsha Warfields.
3. Any and all visitor's centers.
4. Any and all mauve pantsuits.
5. Michigam.
6. Back2Jack

*sheesh*
*sigh*
SMack
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Jokerman said:

Things requiring rapt attention:
1. Any and all asteroids.
2. Any and all Marsha Warfields.
3. Any and all visitor's centers.
4. Any and all mauve pantsuits.
5. Michigam.
6. Back2Jack

*sheesh*
*sigh*

Believe me, my attention is rapt.

Waaaaay rapt.
SMack
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Apparently, it's not just size that matters, it's the angle.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/26/world/asteroid-dinosaurs-extinction-angle-trnd-scn/index.html

That's something else to be concerned about for the next 2,567 days.

2,567 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

161 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 94 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 93 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 83 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,465 days.
82 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,565 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,044 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,429 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,329 days.
76 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $19,117.21
Box Tops: 2
SMack
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2,559 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

169 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 102 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 101 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 91 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,473 days.
74 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,557 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,052 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,421 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,337 days.
84 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $19,117.21
Box Tops: 3
quash
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A miss is as good as three million miles for 163348 (2002NN4).
“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
SMack
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Everybody duck!
SMack
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2,554 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

174 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 107 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 106 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 96 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,478 days.
69 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,552 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,057 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,416 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,342 days.
89 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $14,117.21
Box Tops: 3

Note -- We used some of the money to commission a painting of Marsha Warfield wearing a mauve pantsuit. It will ultimately be displayed at the Visitor Center. Jokerman is keeping it until construction is completed.
quash
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Keeping it behind glass. Right? Right!?!?
“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
SMack
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quash said:

Keeping it behind glass. Right? Right!?!?
He was in such a hurry to get it home, I didn't think of it.

It's probably too late now.
Jokerman
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SMack said:

2,554 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

174 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 107 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 106 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 96 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,478 days.
69 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,552 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,057 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,416 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,342 days.
89 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $14,117.21
Box Tops: 3

Note -- We used some of the money to commission a painting of Marsha Warfield wearing a mauve pantsuit. It will ultimately be displayed at the Visitor Center. Jokerman is keeping it until construction is completed.

Forget that. Jokerman is keeping it.
Periodt.
SMack
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2,546 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

182 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 115 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 114 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 104 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,486 days.
61 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,544 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,065 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,408 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,350 days.
97 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $14,117.21
Box Tops: 3
 
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