We gotta get that Visitor's Center fund up over $15 Thou.
Telethon?
Bake sale?
Car wash?

Ideas?

Jokerman said:

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We gotta get that Visitor's Center fund up over $15 Thou.
Telethon?
Bake sale?
Car wash?

Ideas?

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Maybe we can limit the size of future Marsha Warfield portraits to less than ten feet.

In the meantime, we could sell small replicas of the one at your house.

Any asteroid that doesn't hit in 2020 just missed the damn boat.

SMack said:

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Jokerman said:

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We gotta get that Visitor's Center fund up over $15 Thou.
Telethon?
Bake sale?
Car wash?

Ideas?

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Maybe we can limit the size of future Marsha Warfield portraits to less than ten feet.

In the meantime, we could sell small replicas of the one at your house.

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False. All Marsha Warfield portraits should offer an unlimited sizing.

Jokerman said:

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SMack said:

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Jokerman said:

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We gotta get that Visitor's Center fund up over $15 Thou.
Telethon?
Bake sale?
Car wash?

Ideas?

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Maybe we can limit the size of future Marsha Warfield portraits to less than ten feet.

In the meantime, we could sell small replicas of the one at your house.

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False. All Marsha Warfield portraits should offer an unlimited sizing.

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Let's not go crazy, size 16 is about my limit.

quash said:

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Jokerman said:

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SMack said:

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Jokerman said:

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We gotta get that Visitor's Center fund up over $15 Thou.
Telethon?
Bake sale?
Car wash?

Ideas?

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Maybe we can limit the size of future Marsha Warfield portraits to less than ten feet.

In the meantime, we could sell small replicas of the one at your house.

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False. All Marsha Warfield portraits should offer an unlimited sizing.

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Let's not go crazy, size 16 is about my limit.

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That's my limit too. I might consider a 14, or maybe even a 12, but no lower.

2,533 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

195 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 128 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 127 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 117 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,499 days.
48 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,531 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,078 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,395 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,363 days.
110 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $14,117.27
Box Tops: 3

Does anybody know how to redeem the box tops? The guy in Italy does not want them.

2,524 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

186 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 137 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 136 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 126 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,508 days.
39 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,522 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,087 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,386 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,372 days.
119 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $14,117.52
Box Tops: 3

I'm still trying to figure out what to do with the box tops.

Box tops would make a nice asteroid buffer should it come to that.

Jokerman said:

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Box tops would make a nice asteroid buffer should it come to that.

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Worth pursuing. Space based?

We're gonna need a lot more box tops.

SMack said:

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We're gonna need a lot more box tops.

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Imma get right on it.

Here's information about the comet Neowise:

https://www.space.com/comet-neowise-visibility-july-2020.html

We should have a comet thread.

SMack said:

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Here's information about the comet Neowise:

https://www.space.com/comet-neowise-visibility-july-2020.html

We should have a comet thread.

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And a Marsha Warfield thread.

Jokerman said:

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SMack said:

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Here's information about the comet Neowise:

https://www.space.com/comet-neowise-visibility-july-2020.html

We should have a comet thread.

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And a Marsha Warfield thread.

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I'd pull on that.

2,510 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

200 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 151 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 150 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 140 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,522 days.
25 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,508 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,101 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,372 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,386 days.
133 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $14,117.53
Box Tops: 3

Send in those box tops!

Two Indian girls have discovered an asteroid hurtling toward us:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/28/india/india-schoolgirl-asteroid-intl-scli-scn/index.html

Be afraid, be very afraid. And send in those box tops!

2,497 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

231 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 164 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 163 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 153 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,535 days.
11 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,495 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,115 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,359 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,399 days.
146 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $14,117.53
Box Tops: 4

2,496 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

232 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 165 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 164 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 154 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,536 days.
10 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,494 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,116 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,342 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,400 days.
147 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $14,117.53
Box Tops: 4

Come on, people! Let's pledge those box tops! Make the big tote board ROLL!

2,494 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

234 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 167 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 166 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 156 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,538 days.
Eight days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,492 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,118 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,340 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,402 days.
149 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $14,117.53
Box Tops: 4

Foobs, where you at?

2,491 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

237 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 170 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 169 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 159 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,541 days.
FIVE days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,489 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,121 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,337 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,405 days.
152 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $14,117.53
Box Tops: 4

Tick-tock Fubar, times a wasting.

Unless you've been hacked through Tik-Tok...

We gots to do something about that Tik-Tok... It's taking the best of us.

2,490 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

238 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 171 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 170 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 160 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,542 days.
FOUR DAYS until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,488 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,122 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,336 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,406 days.
153 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $14,117.53
Box Tops: 4

Has FUBAR been assimilated into the Tik Tok collective?

2,489 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

239 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 172 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 171 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 161 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,543 days.
THREE DAYS until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,487 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,123 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,335 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,407 days.
154 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $14,117.53
Box Tops: 4

Only three days left, and FUBAR is AWOL. We may be SOL.

2,488 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

240 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 173 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 172 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 162 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,544 days.
TWO DAYS until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,486 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,124 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,334 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,408 days.
155 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $14,117.53
Box Tops: 4

TWO DAYS!
TWO DAYS!!
TWO DAYS!!!

No rush, it only has to happen on that day, that happy, happy day.

2,487 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

241 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 174 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 173 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 163 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,545 days.
ONE DAY until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,485 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 1,125 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,333 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.
BU84BEAR has been Not 53 for 1,409 days.
156 days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.

Marsha Warfield Visitor Center Fund:
USD: $14,117.53
Box Tops: 4

I'll be watching the This Day in History thread tomorrow for fubar's Glorious Revolution.

Options.

Asstroids? Don't they make a cream for that? Why the panic?

Time's awastin'.

Foobs?

fubar said:

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You know what I can't wait for? August 15, 2020, when the "On this day in history ... " thread hits the one year anniversary of the start of this (much more important to the fate of humanity) here thread.

"August 15, 2019, SMack alerts the world to impending destruction at the hand of Asteroid 1990MU ...

" ... 2486 days until the annihilation of humanity."

I can't wait for that.

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The Ides of August have come.

Only two hours remaining for fubar to salvage his reputation.