Asteroid Countdown

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SMack
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2,657 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

71 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 4 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 3 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
172 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,656 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 954 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,503 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.

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Pablo Fanque has gone 0 days without forgetting to worry.
The best previous record was 3 days.

Jokerman
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Seriously, brethren... shame on me for ignoring the ChitChat board and being unaware of the impending doom!

Michigam!
Thamks!
SMack
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Jokerman said:

Seriously, brethren... shame on me for ignoring the ChitChat board and being unaware of the impending doom!

Michigam!
Thamks!
It's good to be aware, but it's better to be worried.

Welcome!

2,652 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

76 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 9 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 8 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
167 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,656 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 959 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,498 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.

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Pablo Fanque has gone 0 days without forgetting to worry.
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Jokerman
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Dadgummit, dude! How am I even supposed to sleep... EVER?!
quash
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Jokerman said:

Dadgummit, dude! How am I even supposed to sleep... EVER?!
Try and break Pablo's record.
SMack
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quash said:

Jokerman said:

Dadgummit, dude! How am I even supposed to sleep... EVER?!
Try and break Pablo's record.

Lack of sleep is a serious problem. You should be concerned about that.
quash
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SMack said:

quash said:

Jokerman said:

Dadgummit, dude! How am I even supposed to sleep... EVER?!
Try and break Pablo's record.

Lack of sleep is a serious problem. You should be concerned about that.
Oh sure, get me so worried about your concerns that I can't sleep either and then I forget to worry about Pablo's concerns. Or worries?

Yeah, it's already working.
SMack
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I once knew a guy who went many days without sleeping. He became paranoid and delusional, and wound up in the psych ward of a hospital. It happened twice that I knew of.

I get plenty of sleep, so I don't know the source of my issues. Probably the mind-control ray that the government is developing in conjunction with the chemtrails.
quash
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SMack said:

I once knew a guy who went many days without sleeping. He became paranoid and delusional, and wound up in the psych ward of a hospital. It happened twice that I knew of.

I get plenty of sleep, so I don't know the source of my issues. Probably the mind-control ray that the government is developing in conjunction with the chemtrails.
Don't use aluminum foil, HARP goes right through that crap. Tin for the win.
Jokerman
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Do asteroids sleep?
Doubtful, as they keep steadily bearing down on humanity.
And me.
... poor, sleepless me.
SMack
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Jokerman said:

Do asteroids sleep?
Doubtful, as they keep steadily bearing down on humanity.
And me.
... poor, sleepless me.

I understand the record for going without sleep is eleven days. We can keep track of your progress here.

Maybe Meg Ryan will come visit you.
Jokerman
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SMack said:

Jokerman said:

Do asteroids sleep?
Doubtful, as they keep steadily bearing down on humanity.
And me.
... poor, sleepless me.

I understand the record for going without sleep is eleven days. We can keep track of your progress here.

Maybe Meg Ryan will come visit you.
Right now, I'm just gonna settle for Rosie O'Donnell.
SMack
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2,651 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

77 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 10 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 9 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 2 of Jokerman's sleeplessness.
166 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,656 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 960 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,497 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.

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Pablo Fanque has gone 0 days without forgetting to worry.
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Jokerman
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Momma? Is that you?
Momma?
Martha Washington?
Martha Wash of the Weather Girls, C+C Music Factory, and Sylvester?
SMack
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2,650 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

78 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 11 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 10 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 3 of Jokerman's sleeplessness.
165 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,656 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 961 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,496 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.

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Pablo Fanque has gone 0 days without forgetting to worry.
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SMack
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Jokerman
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Did actually get some shuteye last night, thanks to the lovely thoughts of Martha Wash, and the future ex-Mrs. Jokerman, Marsha Warfield:

SMack
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2,649 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

79 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 12 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 11 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 1 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Marsha Warfield!!! She has been Not 53 for 12 years!
164 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,655 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 962 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,495 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.

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Pablo Fanque has gone 0 days without forgetting to worry.
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Jokerman
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Something about a woman in uniform:
Jokerman
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Marsha Warfield refers to returns my calls and postcards. In this time of despair and impending ruination, I cannot have that.
Bring it, Asteroid! Bring it!
quash
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Jokerman said:

Marsha Warfield refers to returns my calls and postcards. In this time of despair and impending ruination, I cannot have that.
Bring it, Asteroid! Bring it!
At least she's not enforcing the restraining order...
SMack
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2,644 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

84 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 17 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 16 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 6 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,388 days.
159 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,642 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 967 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,490 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.

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Pablo Fanque has gone 0 days without forgetting to worry.
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Pablo Fanque
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Well, I've been so worried about the crown virus that this whole asteroid thingy seems like chicken feed. So I have moved from forgetting to worry to refusing to worry.
quash
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Well now I can't remember what I was concerned about.
“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
SMack
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2,643 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

85 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 18 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 17 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 7 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,389 days.
158 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,641 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 968 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,489 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.

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Pablo Fanque has gone 0 days without forgetting to worry.
The best previous record was 3 days.
Pablo Fanque
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Revolution - I'm remembering to worry but choosing not to today. That may require a whole new count-up.
Jokerman
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Asteroid vs. Corona? Who ya got?
Either way, Marsha gets the winner.
And she's the 1 seed.
SMack
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2,642 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

86 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 19 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 18 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 8 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,390 days.
157 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,640 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 969 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,488 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.

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1 day since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.
SMack
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Many of you may not be taking this asteroid seriously. Take a look at this picture -- that one almost hit the visitor center:

Jokerman
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Scattershooting while wondering whether there's a Marsha Warfield Visitors Center.
... or if there should be.
SMack
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Jokerman said:

Scattershooting while wondering whether there's a Marsha Warfield Visitors Center.
... or if there should be.
I wonder if visitor centers attract space debris. If so, we should build it in College Station.

Or Norman.
SMack
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2,641 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

87 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 20 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 19 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 9 of Jokerman's dreamy fantasies of Marsha Warfield.
Marsha Warfield has been Not 53 for 4,391 days.
156 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,639 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 970 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.
3,487 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.

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Two days since Pablo Fanque said he wanted a revolution. Well, you know we all want to change the world.
SMack
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I'm thinking I could really ignite the fundraising for the vaporizing-resistant dome by calling it The Marsha Warfield Visitor Center.

A lot of people, especially people whose name rhymes with "cokerman", would be willing to donate to such a facility.
quash
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SMack said:

I'm thinking I could really ignite the fundraising for the vaporizing-resistant dome by calling it The Marsha Warfield Visitor Center.

A lot of people, especially people whose name rhymes with "cokerman", would be willing to donate to such a facility.
I'd eat a box of cereal for a MWVC.
“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
Jokerman
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Take.
 
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