Asteroid Countdown

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1:12p, 9/3/19
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I love the friends I have gathered together on this thin raft
We are constructing really large banana splits in honor of our escaping
This was the land of the Arby's guy...........
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- BUmma

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10:07a, 9/4/19
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2:14p, 9/4/19
Do you think it's OK to start smoking?

Shirley, it will take longer than eight years for the cigarettes to kill me.
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Any tips on starting smoking?
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10:02a, 9/5/19
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In reply to SMack • 8:19p, 9/5/19
SMack said:
Do you think it's OK to start smoking?

Shirley, it will longer than eight years for the cigarettes to kill me.
It WILL take longer than eight years to kill you.

And don't call me "Shirley."
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In reply to fubar • 10:21p, 9/5/19
fubar said:
SMack said:
Do you think it's OK to start smoking?

Shirley, it will longer than eight years for the cigarettes to kill me.
It WILL take longer than eight years to kill you.

And don't call me "Shirley."

I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Shirley.
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10:40a, 9/6/19
This Asteroid stuff is worse that I thought.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/1174377/asteroid-collision-nasa-2019-impact-earth-space-2019-end-times-nasa-asteroids-news

I'm putting a down payment on a non-vaporizer dome next week.
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10:33p, 9/6/19
What if we just give Trump a sharpie and have him draw this asteroid hitting Mars instead of us?

(I only ask because boxed wine prices are up. Anti-Vaporizing Dome down payments have to be off the charts too.)
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In reply to fubar • 11:40p, 9/6/19
fubar said:
What if we just give Trump a sharpie and have him draw this asteroid hitting Mars instead of us?

(I only ask because boxed wine prices are up. Anti-Vaporizing Dome down payments have to be off the charts too.)

Or he could just circle College Station.
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3:26p, 9/8/19
It's only 404 weeks away. This sh*t's gettin' real.
The Poster Formerly Known as Maxwell's Silver Hammer
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9:20p, 9/9/19
Closing in on 54 dog years. I think that 53 dog years out will be a dangerous time.
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10:25p, 9/9/19
I have Perfect Attendance at Training Union dating to early 1988. Hopefully this thing will give me time to get to the Anti-Vaporizer Dome before it hits that day, which I do believe is a Sunday.

Or are we using the Julian calendar?
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In reply to SMack • 10:37p, 9/9/19
SMack said:
This Asteroid stuff is worse that I thought.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/1174377/asteroid-collision-nasa-2019-impact-earth-space-2019-end-times-nasa-asteroids-news

I'm putting a down payment on a non-vaporizer dome next week.
As Clayton Williams infamously said, "Just lay back, relax and let it happen."
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11:48p, 9/9/19
I'm closing the door and locking the door at 10:30.

Better go to the early service and skip Sunday School.
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10:01a, 9/10/19
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12:53a, 9/13/19
2,823 days? And it's Friday the 13th ... think about THAT for a minute.
Gunter gleiben glauchen globen
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11:35p, 9/13/19
Is there any way to speed this up? I've got bills i'd rather not pay.
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In reply to BellCountyBear • 8:13a, 9/14/19
BellCountyBear said:
Is there any way to speed this up? I've got bills i'd rather not pay.

You just have to put them off for 2,821 days.
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In reply to BellCountyBear • 7:45p, 9/15/19
BellCountyBear said:
Is there any way to speed this up? I've got bills i'd rather not pay.
Just do like my dad said to do when on a long trip: Take a nap, and we'll be a lot closer when you wake up.

See you in 402.86 weeks, Rip
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10:28p, 9/18/19
I'm getting antsy about this thing. When do we move the sardines to the 'Dome?
Gunter gleiben glauchen globen
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In reply to fubar • 9:05a, 9/19/19
fubar said:
I'm getting antsy about this thing. When do we move the sardines to the 'Dome?

I'm still negotiating the details on the dome. It's a little more expensive than I budgeted for, so I'm looking for some "alternative" financing.

Anyway, we should be able to break ground on this before year end. That brings up another problem -- I don't exactly "own" the ground I was going to put it on.

Anyway, I'm sure those details will get worked out soon, so you should be able to ship them by February at the latest.

We now have 2,816 days to prepare.
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In reply to SMack • 10:11p, 9/19/19
SMack said:


We now have 2,816 days to prepare.
Wow. That really snuck up on me.
Gunter gleiben glauchen globen
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5:56a, 9/20/19
where you at, big bad ass-tee-royd.

{ sticks thumbs in ears - waggles free digits tauntingly }

{ making general mocking sound }

come and get, us. *****.

- LFS

{ sipping coffee }

{ eating donut }

AIN'T SKEERED!!

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