by far the best part of the articleQuote:
"Feeling helpless, the government would likely just tell us to 'hunker down' and duct tape our window seams.
"Then the Democrats would blame it on the Republicans for ignoring global warming and the Republicans would blame it on the Democrats for not praying in school."
You're right, we have almost eight years to do that.Gold Tron said:
0.03 AU is still 2,790,000 miles from Earth, not time to get your panties in a bunch.
Mr Tulip said:
We get our panties in a bunch when the color of gold on the uniform isn't what we're used to.
ABC BEAR said:
Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?
They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.SMack said:ABC BEAR said:
Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?
You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.ABC BEAR said:They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.SMack said:ABC BEAR said:
Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?
You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
I'm in the process of cornering the world market in boxed wine.SMack said:It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.ABC BEAR said:They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.SMack said:ABC BEAR said:
Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?
You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
fubar said:I'm in the process of cornering the world market in boxed wine.SMack said:It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.ABC BEAR said:They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.SMack said:ABC BEAR said:
Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?
You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
Does the anti-vaporizing dome have room? I figure we have a good epoch or two before the giant cucarachas totally dominate.
fubar said:I'm in the process of cornering the world market in boxed wine.SMack said:It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.ABC BEAR said:They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.SMack said:ABC BEAR said:
Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?
You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
Does the anti-vaporizing dome have room? I figure we have a good epoch or two before the giant cucarachas totally dominate.
quash said:fubar said:I'm in the process of cornering the world market in boxed wine.SMack said:It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.ABC BEAR said:They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.SMack said:ABC BEAR said:
Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?
You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
Does the anti-vaporizing dome have room? I figure we have a good epoch or two before the giant cucarachas totally dominate.
And wine boxes? You can use the inner bladder as a pillow, life preserver, etc.
notbubbleboy said:
I'm going to make a giant tin foil hat. The odds that it hits the one guy on earth wearing a giant tin foil hat have to be a billion to one.
Good advice concerning aggieland. As for sardines, box wine and vaporizer-proof domes, you are strictly a killjoy.fubar said:
Just steer clear of College Station. Asteroid or no asteroid, that is always good advice.
As are sardines and boxed wine and vaporizer-proof domes.
Soon...william said:
soon.............
- KKM
Does the anti-vaporizer dome have corners?SMack said:quash said:fubar said:I'm in the process of cornering the world market in boxed wine.SMack said:It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.ABC BEAR said:They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.SMack said:ABC BEAR said:
Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?
You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
Does the anti-vaporizing dome have room? I figure we have a good epoch or two before the giant cucarachas totally dominate.
And wine boxes? You can use the inner bladder as a pillow, life preserver, etc.
We can store them in the corner opposite the sardines.
fubar said:Does the anti-vaporizer dome have corners?SMack said:quash said:fubar said:I'm in the process of cornering the world market in boxed wine.SMack said:It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.ABC BEAR said:They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.SMack said:ABC BEAR said:
Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?
You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
Does the anti-vaporizing dome have room? I figure we have a good epoch or two before the giant cucarachas totally dominate.
And wine boxes? You can use the inner bladder as a pillow, life preserver, etc.
We can store them in the corner opposite the sardines.
fubar said:Does the anti-vaporizer dome have corners?SMack said:quash said:fubar said:I'm in the process of cornering the world market in boxed wine.SMack said:It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.ABC BEAR said:They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.SMack said:ABC BEAR said:
Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?
You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
Does the anti-vaporizing dome have room? I figure we have a good epoch or two before the giant cucarachas totally dominate.
And wine boxes? You can use the inner bladder as a pillow, life preserver, etc.
We can store them in the corner opposite the sardines.
Now you're just being obtuse.quash said:fubar said:Does the anti-vaporizer dome have corners?SMack said:quash said:fubar said:I'm in the process of cornering the world market in boxed wine.SMack said:It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.ABC BEAR said:They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.SMack said:ABC BEAR said:
Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?
You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
Does the anti-vaporizing dome have room? I figure we have a good epoch or two before the giant cucarachas totally dominate.
And wine boxes? You can use the inner bladder as a pillow, life preserver, etc.
We can store them in the corner opposite the sardines.
If right angles bother you then you'll want check out Kareems's old place, not a right angle in it.
This is getting too close for comfort. I'm off to Wally's Boxed Wine Emporium.SMack said:
2,846 days.
fubar said:This is getting too close for comfort. I'm off to Wally's Boxed Wine Emporium.SMack said:
2,846 days.
