fubar said:

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2,767 days.

This will probably come as a shock, but the imminent &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity does NOT trump a restraining order. At least not in the Kangaroo Court in the Upper East Side of Manhattan. I tried to explain to Judge Judy -- whatever his real name is, he didn't like it when I called him that -- that Phoebe and I were headed to Mars to save humanity. That I had a REALLY big ball. That I had plenty of sardines and boxed wine to survive. And not just enough for Phoebe and I to survive, but a lot of other Baylor fans to make Mars safe. That College Station was screwed. (Judge Judy did agree with me on that part.)

I will be a guest of the New York City Crossbar Hotel for a week. Plus a day for every time I called his honor "Judge Judy," which I think is four more days. Hopefully they get some Arby's once in awhile.

&#%^! or #&@! See you guys soon.

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Ask Epstein if he likes sardines.

Day 1 of the fubar suicide watch.

SMack said:

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Day 1 of the fubar suicide watch.

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Cameras off? Check.
Guards on second shift? Check.
Bungee cord disguised as rope? Check.

We're good.

SMack said:

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You should have called me. I'm sure if I could have spoken to Judge Judy it would have helped.

If you'd like, I can contact him next week.

He could probably be swayed by a few gross sardine cans.

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They come in cans? I have seven metric tons ... in the basement ... just ... there.

With friends like you and quash, I might as well vaporize.

Day 2 of the fubar "suicide" watch.

2,764 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

279 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,762 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 847 of Phoebe Cates being Not 53.
Day 3 of the fubar suicide watch.

I just heard that Fossil is coming out with a new product called the Fubar Suicide Watch. Details to follow.

2,763 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

278 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,761 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 848 of Phoebe Cates being Not 53.
Day 4 of the fubar suicide watch.

The jail people offered to let me out on my own recognizance. I told 'em that I recognized myself, and out I went. Now I'm trying to raise enough money to uber it back to Kansas. This might take some time.

Hopefully I get back before we all get vaporized.

That's some uber Ubering

fubar said:

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The jail people offered to let me out on my own recognizance. I told 'em that I recognized myself, and out I went. Now I'm trying to raise enough money to uber it back to Kansas. This might take some time.

Hopefully I get back before we all get vaporized.

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Are you required to carry a mirror with you while you're on your own recognizance?

If we somehow survive, here's another Asteroid to keep an eye on.

2,762 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

277 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,760 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 849 of Phoebe Cates being Not 53.
One day since fubar narrowly escaped suicide.

2,761 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

276 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,759 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 850 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
Two days since fubar narrowly escaped suicide.

2,760 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

I'm up to $2.73 and two Froot Loops box tops in the "Uber Fuber Back to Kansas Kampaign." Nobody in New York knows how to spell my name. Most of 'em don't know how to spell Kansas. A lot of 'em write in some alphabet I don't recognizize.

This is starting to suck.

2,759 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

274 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,757 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 852 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.

[Jerry Lewis Voice]
Here's the updated tote board for the "Uber Fuber (sic) Back to Kansas Kampaign"
USD: $2.73
Box Tops: 2

Anti-Vaporizing Dome Fund:
USD: $22.03
Box Tops: 0
Feet of Weedeater replacement line: 16.5

$90 with Greyhound:
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2,758 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

273 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,756 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 853 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.

[Jerry Lewis Voice]
Here's the updated tote board for the "Uber Fuber (sic) Back to Kansas Kampaign"
USD: $2.73
Box Tops: 2

Anti-Vaporizing Dome Fund:
USD: $14.01
Box Tops: 0
Feet of Weedeater replacement line: 16.5

Uber Uber or MegaBus. Tough call.

I feel like somebody sped up the annihilation process tonight. You know why Texas doesn't fall into the Gulf of Mexico?

Because Oklahoma SUCKS.

(had to get that off my chest.)

Maybe we should point the asteroid at Norman.

2,757 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

272 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,755 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 854 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.

[Jerry Lewis Voice]
Here's the updated tote board for the "Uber Fuber (sic) Back to Kansas Kampaign"
USD: $2.73
Box Tops: 2

Anti-Vaporizing Dome Fund:
USD: $5.01
Box Tops: 0
Weedeater replacement line: 16' 6"

2,756 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

271 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,754 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 855 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.

[Jerry Lewis Voice]
Here's the updated tote board for the "Uber Fuber (sic) Back to Kansas Kampaign"
USD: $2.73
Box Tops: 2

Anti-Vaporizing Dome Fund:
USD: $5.01
Box Tops: 0
Weedeater replacement line: 16' 6"

https://www.cnet.com/news/killer-asteroids-how-to-know-when-space-rocks-are-as-scary-as-they-sound/

2,755 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

270 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,753 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 856 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

[Jerry Lewis Voice]
Here's the updated tote board for the "Uber Fuber (sic) Back to Kansas Kampaign"
USD: $2.73
Box Tops: 2

Anti-Vaporizing Dome Fund:
USD: $5.01
Box Tops: 0

2,754 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

269 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,752 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 857 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

[Jerry Lewis Voice]
Here's the updated tote board for the "Uber Fuber (sic) Back to Kansas Kampaign"
USD: $42.73
Box Tops: 2

Anti-Vaporizing Dome Fund:
USD: $2.01
Box Tops: 0

2,752 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

I'm on a Greyhound to Leavenworth. If Johnny C. were still with us, we'd be at the top of the country charts.

Multiple of 7 coming up. Duck!

2,751 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

266 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,749 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 860 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

Anti-Vaporizing Dome Fund:
USD: $2.01
Box Tops: 0

2,748 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

263 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,746 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 863 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

Anti-Vaporizing Dome Fund:
USD: $2.01
Box Tops: 0

2,745 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

260 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,743 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 866 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

Anti-Vaporizing Dome Fund:
USD: $2.26
Box Tops: 0

Without offspring how will Martian dynastic descent be determined? I like Thunderdomes.

quash said:

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Without offspring how will Martian dynastic descent be determined? I like Thunderdomes.

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Fubar has plans to clone Phoebe Cates so he can continue the lineage. There are also other reasons. Of course, it's difficult to get a suitable DNA sample with the restraining order, but he's pretty resourceful.

2,743 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

258 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,741 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 868 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

Anti-Vaporizing Dome Fund:
USD: $2.26
Box Tops: 0

It's just a matter of time before an Asteroid hits Earth, according to this scientist:
https://www.foxnews.com/science/apocalyptic-asteroid-strike-that-could-wipe-out-humanity-is-only-a-matter-of-time-top-scientist-warns

That's from a "top scientist". I hope they can at least aim it at Norman or College Station.

Fortunately, we here at BaylorFans Sicem365 know the day of destruction:

2,742 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

257 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,740 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 869 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

Anti-Vaporizing Dome Fund:
USD: $2.27
Box Tops: 0

2,735 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

250 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,733 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 876 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

Anti-Vaporizing Dome Fund:
USD: $2.37
Box Tops: 0

I finally made it home. Here's how:



How many days until the rest of you are annihilated?

fubar said:

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I finally made it home. Here's how:



How many days until the rest of you are annihilated?

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Can't believe that van passed you up.