quash said:

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fubar said:

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I finally made it home. Here's how:



How many days until the rest of you are annihilated?

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Can't believe that van passed you up.

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A lot of cars (and vans) slowed down. Not many stopped.

I got a ride from Wheeling to Columbus from these two girls named Beverly and Rhonda. They won't do much to repopulate humanity on Mars, but let's just say FTW would NOT be pleased.

I, on the other hand, learned some things.

fubar said:

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quash said:

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fubar said:

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I finally made it home. Here's how:



How many days until the rest of you are annihilated?

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Can't believe that van passed you up.

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A lot of cars (and vans) slowed down. Not many stopped.

I got a ride from Wheeling to Columbus from these two girls named Beverly and Rhonda. They won't do much to repopulate humanity on Mars, but let's just say FTW would NOT be pleased.

I, on the other hand, learned some things.

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Did you get to watch?

<brandishes wireless mouse> from my warm sticky hands!

I'm still trying to figure out the Fort Worth connection, and why they would be unhappy.

I wonder if Beverly and Rhonda are planning on expanding Love Field or something. Perhaps they were behind the demise of Radio Shack.

Anyway, I hope there are pictures.

2,732 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

247 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,730 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 879 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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2,730 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

245 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,728 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 881 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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I'm really glad this thread is here. I keep forgetting I'm supposed to be worried about this asteroid thing, then I look at SicEm365 and REMEMBER.

Pablo Fanque said:

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I'm really glad this thread is here. I keep forgetting I'm supposed to be worried about this asteroid thing, then I look at SicEm365 and REMEMBER.

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1 day since Pablo Fanque forgot the 2,727 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

242 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,728 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 878 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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quash said:

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Pablo Fanque said:

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I'm really glad this thread is here. I keep forgetting I'm supposed to be worried about this asteroid thing, then I look at SicEm365 and REMEMBER.

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1 day since Pablo Fanque forgot the 2,727 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

242 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,728 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 878 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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Two minor corrections:
1. The Phoebe Cates days of being Not 53 is actually a count-up, so the number for today is 884.
2. It turns out the extra $37MM in the bank account was a clerical error. Unfortunately, they corrected it, so we're back down to $2.52.

Thanks for your work; I'll reserve some extra sardines for you.

SMack said:

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quash said:

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Pablo Fanque said:

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I'm really glad this thread is here. I keep forgetting I'm supposed to be worried about this asteroid thing, then I look at SicEm365 and REMEMBER.

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1 day since Pablo Fanque forgot the 2,727 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

242 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,728 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 878 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

Anti-Vaporizing Dome Fund:
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Box Tops: 0

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Two minor corrections:
1. The Phoebe Cates days of being Not 53 is actually a count-up, so the number for today is 884.
2. It turns out the extra $37MM in the bank account was a clerical error. Unfortunately, they corrected it, so we're back down to $2.52.

Thanks for your work; I'll reserve some extra sardines for you.

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Glad you're on the job. I like my sardines salted with soy sauce, danke.

2,717 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

11 days since Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
232 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,715 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 894 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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2,716 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

12 days since Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
231 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,714 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 895 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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2,713 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

15 days since Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
228 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,711 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 898 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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2,712 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

16 days since Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
227 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,710 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 899 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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2,710 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

18 days since Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
225 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,708 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 901 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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2,709 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

19 days since Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
224 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,707 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 902 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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2,707 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

21 days since Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
222 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,705 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 904 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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2,706 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

22 days since Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
221 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,704 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 905 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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SMack said:

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2,706 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

22 days since Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
221 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,704 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 905 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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Nice 30% gain to the fund!

2,702 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

26 days since Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
217 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,700 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 909 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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Aw geez. I forgot to worry about this each of the past 26 days. Does that restart the count-up? Does it start 26 new count-ups? I'm royally forked.

Pablo Fanque has gone _1_ days without forgetting to worry about our impending doom.

The best previous record was _1_ days.

Over/under on PF's memory is 27 days.

2,701 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

27 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
216 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,699 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 910 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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Pablo Fanque has gone 2 days without forgetting to worry.
The best previous record was 1 days.

2,699 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

29 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
214 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,697 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 912 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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Pablo Fanque has gone 1 days without forgetting to worry.
The best previous record was 3 days.

Day 8 of the football coaching search.

2,694 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

34 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
209 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,692 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 917 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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Pablo Fanque has gone 2 days without forgetting to worry.
The best previous record was 3 days.

3,540 days until Coach Dave Aranda turns 53.

2,687 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

41 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
202 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,685 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 924 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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Pablo Fanque has gone 0 days without forgetting to worry.
The best previous record was 3 days.

3,533 days until Coach Dave Aranda turns 53.

2,686 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

42 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
201 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,684 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 925 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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Pablo Fanque has gone 1 days without forgetting to worry.
The best previous record was 3 days.

3,532 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.

Are we safe now? Or am I still forgetting to worry?

Pablo Fanque said:

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Are we safe now? Or am I still forgetting to worry?

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Your lack of worry is concerning to me.

2,660 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

68 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom (Day 1 of SMack's concern over his lack of worry).
175 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,658 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 951 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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Pablo Fanque has gone 0 days without forgetting to worry.
The best previous record was 3 days.

3,506 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.

- KKM

{ sipping coffee }

I wonder if David Gilmour has a vaporizing-resistant dome. I can't tell based on that song.

SMack said:

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Pablo Fanque said:

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Are we safe now? Or am I still forgetting to worry?

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Your lack of worry is concerning to me.

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I'm distressed about your concern for his lack of worry.

2,658 days until the &#%^! or #&@! annihilation of humanity.

70 days since it was first noted that Pablo Fanque forgot to worry about our impending doom.
Day 3 of SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
Day 2 of Quash's distress about SMack's concern over Pablo's lack of worry.
173 days until His Royal High Excellency Fubar the First, the Majestic Ballsy Emperor of the Martian Monarchy commandeers that other thread, and 2,656 days until He and Phoebe Cates hitch a ride to Mars and establish their sovereign domain.
Day 953 of Ms. Cates being Not 53.
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity.

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Pablo Fanque has gone 0 days without forgetting to worry.
The best previous record was 3 days.

3,504 days until Coach Aranda turns 53.