Asteroid Countdown

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SMack
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2,852 days until asteroid 1990MU wreaks havoc on Earth.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/1166044/asteroid-earth-dinosaur-asteroids-nasa-esa-news-space-asteroid-almost-hit-earth
sahen
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Quote:

"Feeling helpless, the government would likely just tell us to 'hunker down' and duct tape our window seams.

"Then the Democrats would blame it on the Republicans for ignoring global warming and the Republicans would blame it on the Democrats for not praying in school."


by far the best part of the article
SMack
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I'm stocking up on sardines.
Gold Tron
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0.03 AU is still 2,790,000 miles from Earth, not time to get your panties in a bunch.
SMack
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Gold Tron said:

0.03 AU is still 2,790,000 miles from Earth, not time to get your panties in a bunch.
You're right, we have almost eight years to do that.
Mr Tulip
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We get our panties in a bunch when the color of gold on the uniform isn't what we're used to.
SMack
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Mr Tulip said:

We get our panties in a bunch when the color of gold on the uniform isn't what we're used to.

We'll probably change the uniforms one more time before life as we know ends on planet Earth. I really hope I get to see metallic gold Baylor football helmets before I'm incinerated.
BellCountyBear
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It can't get here soon enough.
ABC BEAR
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Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?
SMack
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ABC BEAR said:

Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?

You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
SMack
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2,851 days until asteroid 1990MU hits.
ABC BEAR
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SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?

You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.
SMack
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ABC BEAR said:

SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?

You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.
It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.

I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
fubar
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SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?

You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.
It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.

I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
I'm in the process of cornering the world market in boxed wine.

Does the anti-vaporizing dome have room? I figure we have a good epoch or two before the giant cucarachas totally dominate.
SMack
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fubar said:

SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?

You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.
It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.

I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
I'm in the process of cornering the world market in boxed wine.

Does the anti-vaporizing dome have room? I figure we have a good epoch or two before the giant cucarachas totally dominate.

The beauty of these things is that you can make them almost any size you want. I just hope that have easy payment plans.
https://www.monolithic.org/
SMack
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2,850 days.
fubar
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I don't know why they're trying to avoid an impact. Just aim that sucker at College Station.
notbubbleboy
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I'm going to make a giant tin foil hat. The odds that it hits the one guy on earth wearing a giant tin foil hat have to be a billion to one.
SMack
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2,849 days.
quash
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fubar said:

SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?

You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.
It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.

I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
I'm in the process of cornering the world market in boxed wine.

Does the anti-vaporizing dome have room? I figure we have a good epoch or two before the giant cucarachas totally dominate.

And wine boxes? You can use the inner bladder as a pillow, life preserver, etc.
“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
SMack
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quash said:

fubar said:

SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?

You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.
It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.

I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
I'm in the process of cornering the world market in boxed wine.

Does the anti-vaporizing dome have room? I figure we have a good epoch or two before the giant cucarachas totally dominate.

And wine boxes? You can use the inner bladder as a pillow, life preserver, etc.

We can store them in the corner opposite the sardines.
SMack
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notbubbleboy said:

I'm going to make a giant tin foil hat. The odds that it hits the one guy on earth wearing a giant tin foil hat have to be a billion to one.

The good news is that no one wearing such a hat has ever been killed by an asteroid.

The bad news is that no one wearing a tinfoil hat has survived an asteroid direct hit.
fubar
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Just steer clear of College Station. Asteroid or no asteroid, that is always good advice.

As are sardines and boxed wine and vaporizer-proof domes.
SMack
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2,848 days.
william
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soon.............

- KKM

'Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty.' -TJ
ABC BEAR
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fubar said:

Just steer clear of College Station. Asteroid or no asteroid, that is always good advice.

As are sardines and boxed wine and vaporizer-proof domes.
Good advice concerning aggieland. As for sardines, box wine and vaporizer-proof domes, you are strictly a killjoy.
SMack
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2,847 days!
SMack
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william said:

soon.............

- KKM

Soon...
fubar
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SMack said:

quash said:

fubar said:

SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?

You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.
It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.

I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
I'm in the process of cornering the world market in boxed wine.

Does the anti-vaporizing dome have room? I figure we have a good epoch or two before the giant cucarachas totally dominate.

And wine boxes? You can use the inner bladder as a pillow, life preserver, etc.

We can store them in the corner opposite the sardines.
Does the anti-vaporizer dome have corners?
SMack
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fubar said:

SMack said:

quash said:

fubar said:

SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?

You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.
It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.

I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
I'm in the process of cornering the world market in boxed wine.

Does the anti-vaporizing dome have room? I figure we have a good epoch or two before the giant cucarachas totally dominate.

And wine boxes? You can use the inner bladder as a pillow, life preserver, etc.

We can store them in the corner opposite the sardines.
Does the anti-vaporizer dome have corners?

I was hoping no one would notice that.
quash
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fubar said:

SMack said:

quash said:

fubar said:

SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?

You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.
It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.

I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
I'm in the process of cornering the world market in boxed wine.

Does the anti-vaporizing dome have room? I figure we have a good epoch or two before the giant cucarachas totally dominate.

And wine boxes? You can use the inner bladder as a pillow, life preserver, etc.

We can store them in the corner opposite the sardines.
Does the anti-vaporizer dome have corners?


If right angles bother you then you'll want check out Kareems's old place, not a right angle in it.
“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
SMack
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quash said:

fubar said:

SMack said:

quash said:

fubar said:

SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

SMack said:

ABC BEAR said:

Does this mean my 15 year mortgage is really a 7 year mortgage?

You could probably quit paying in six years. It will take a year to complete the foreclosure and kick you out. With a bit of luck, the civil unrest will be enough of a distraction so that they will not bother with you.
They may also try and sell it to me at a steep discount.
It looks like you have a good plan there. This event will have many positives for you, except for the part about being vaporized by the impact.

I'm thinking about getting one of those domes from the Monolithic Institute on I-35E in Italy. It's supposed to be resistant to natural disasters. I'll fill that sucker with sardines and wait out the impact.
I'm in the process of cornering the world market in boxed wine.

Does the anti-vaporizing dome have room? I figure we have a good epoch or two before the giant cucarachas totally dominate.

And wine boxes? You can use the inner bladder as a pillow, life preserver, etc.

We can store them in the corner opposite the sardines.
Does the anti-vaporizer dome have corners?


If right angles bother you then you'll want check out Kareems's old place, not a right angle in it.
Now you're just being obtuse.
SMack
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2,846 days.
fubar
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SMack said:

2,846 days.
This is getting too close for comfort. I'm off to Wally's Boxed Wine Emporium.
SMack
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fubar said:

SMack said:

2,846 days.
This is getting too close for comfort. I'm off to Wally's Boxed Wine Emporium.

I hope you still have some sardines left.

All we need after that is some women.
 
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