GoldMind said:BaylorLit 01 said:I call your makeup and raise you the padded bra.GoldMind said:
Makeup: The biggest lie ever told.
I'll see your padded bra and raise you a Spanx
I call your Spanx and raise you gender reassignment surgery.
GoldMind said:BaylorLit 01 said:I call your makeup and raise you the padded bra.GoldMind said:
Makeup: The biggest lie ever told.
I'll see your padded bra and raise you a Spanx
joetuna said:you ever been spanked by a one-armed stripper?GoldMind said:BaylorLit 01 said:I call your makeup and raise you the padded bra.GoldMind said:
Makeup: The biggest lie ever told.
I'll see your padded bra and raise you a Spanx
GoldMind said:joetuna said:you ever been spanked by a one-armed stripper?GoldMind said:BaylorLit 01 said:I call your makeup and raise you the padded bra.GoldMind said:
Makeup: The biggest lie ever told.
I'll see your padded bra and raise you a Spanx
No, but I got a dance from one in Beaumont that had a tramp stamp what said "hit it like a champ" with some little boxing gloves.
nein51 said:GoldMind said:joetuna said:you ever been spanked by a one-armed stripper?GoldMind said:BaylorLit 01 said:I call your makeup and raise you the padded bra.GoldMind said:
Makeup: The biggest lie ever told.
I'll see your padded bra and raise you a Spanx
No, but I got a dance from one in Beaumont that had a tramp stamp what said "hit it like a champ" with some little boxing gloves.
Once had one from a girl wearing a scarf. It was covering a very recent trache scar. Seriously.
sonuvabear said:
Can somebody lock this train wreck?
Oh no, it's just now getting to the point we quit obsessing over whatever the original subject was. I mean one legged pole dancers/strippers/lap dancers have so much comic potential while waiting out the real news.sonuvabear said:
Can somebody lock this train wreck?
BruhDubbicans said:
Had some killer barbecue out here in North Carolina today. I dare say it was better than anything Texas has to offer.
GoldMind said:nein51 said:GoldMind said:joetuna said:you ever been spanked by a one-armed stripper?GoldMind said:BaylorLit 01 said:I call your makeup and raise you the padded bra.GoldMind said:
Makeup: The biggest lie ever told.
I'll see your padded bra and raise you a Spanx
No, but I got a dance from one in Beaumont that had a tramp stamp what said "hit it like a champ" with some little boxing gloves.
Once had one from a girl wearing a scarf. It was covering a very recent trache scar. Seriously.
Tell me this was in the Land
Dubbicans said:
Had some killer barbecue out here in North Carolina today. I dare say it was better than anything Texas has to offer.
Smitty said:
I heard the one legged pole dancer's day job was at IHOP.
GoldMind said:
This thread is like a bunch of people who have taken too many bong rips
BearChick said:Brian Ethridge said:First album - Christopher Cross, Ride Like the Wind still jams, don't @ menein51 said:First tape was NWA Straight Outta Compton, I was a confused young black child (which is weird because I became a white adult, who knew). As a young rebellion that was AMAZING. It spawned a love of all things early hip-hop.GoldMind said:BrooksBearLives said:That was the first music album I ever bought (I also bought Simon & Garfunkel's greatest hits, both on CD via a longbox).GoldMind said:Hint:nein51 said:GoldMind said:Did it peak at #6 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1992?nein51 said:GoldMind said:
Does the good news and a famous song by Arrested Development have anything in common?
Everyday People?
#8 in the US and #2 in the UK. Top 10 in about 5 other countries.
Sidebar: it's a stellar album. Like insanely good. They are wildily popular in Japan these days.
Take me to another place
Take me to another land
Make me forget all that hurts me
Let me understand your plan
I'm not sure what the first CD I ever bought with my own money was. I think it was Under The Table And Dreaming.
First cassette - ZZ Top Eliminator, the car and bass got me
First CD - Jane's Addiction, Nothing Shocking, had the cassette, but just installed a CD player and transitioned
He married me because I have Christopher Cross' greatest hits on my phone so I can pull up Ride Like the Wind at any moment. Damn fine song.
GoldMind said:BrooksBearLives said:That was the first music album I ever bought (I also bought Simon & Garfunkel's greatest hits, both on CD via a longbox).GoldMind said:Hint:nein51 said:GoldMind said:Did it peak at #6 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1992?nein51 said:GoldMind said:
Does the good news and a famous song by Arrested Development have anything in common?
Everyday People?
#8 in the US and #2 in the UK. Top 10 in about 5 other countries.
Sidebar: it's a stellar album. Like insanely good. They are wildily popular in Japan these days.
Take me to another place
Take me to another land
Make me forget all that hurts me
Let me understand your plan
I'm not sure what the first CD I ever bought with my own money was. I think it was Under The Table And Dreaming.
Steely Dan said:GoldMind said:BrooksBearLives said:That was the first music album I ever bought (I also bought Simon & Garfunkel's greatest hits, both on CD via a longbox).GoldMind said:Hint:nein51 said:GoldMind said:Did it peak at #6 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1992?nein51 said:GoldMind said:
Does the good news and a famous song by Arrested Development have anything in common?
Everyday People?
#8 in the US and #2 in the UK. Top 10 in about 5 other countries.
Sidebar: it's a stellar album. Like insanely good. They are wildily popular in Japan these days.
Take me to another place
Take me to another land
Make me forget all that hurts me
Let me understand your plan
I'm not sure what the first CD I ever bought with my own money was. I think it was Under The Table And Dreaming.
In 1980 I was 15 and got a '66 Mustang for my first car. Me and a buddy installed a stereo system in it (Pioneer unit and Kriket 6x9's in the rear deck, cuz ya know, the Motor City Madman was rumored to own a pair). Permanent Waves was the inaugural choice. Pure greatness.
Dubbicans said:
Had some killer barbecue out here in North Carolina today. I dare say it was better than anything Texas has to offer.
I used to believe that...you know, the sentimental part of it. But, it's not debatable...the sound is far superior digitally. And, playing albums is such a pain in the arse. I still have my collection of 400+ albums and still have my Bang & Olufsen turntable...but they just serve to take up space and have me look at them. But, too much trouble for inferior sound. Sad, but true.nein51 said:
The pops and hissing of vinyl is perfect. Exactly how it should be.
Clavine said:I used to believe that...you know, the sentimental part of it. But, it's not debatable...the sound is far superior digitally. And, playing albums is such a pain in the arse. I still have my collection of 400+ albums and still have my Bang & Olufsen turntable...but they just serve to take up space and have me look at them. But, too much trouble for inferior sound. Sad, but true.nein51 said:
The pops and hissing of vinyl is perfect. Exactly how it should be.
nein51 said:Clavine said:I used to believe that...you know, the sentimental part of it. But, it's not debatable...the sound is far superior digitally. And, playing albums is such a pain in the arse. I still have my collection of 400+ albums and still have my Bang & Olufsen turntable...but they just serve to take up space and have me look at them. But, too much trouble for inferior sound. Sad, but true.nein51 said:
The pops and hissing of vinyl is perfect. Exactly how it should be.
I'll be happy to take them off your hands.
Some things are simply better on vinyl.
"First time ever I saw your face" on vinyl is about as close to bliss as a human can get.
nein51 said:
The pops and hissing of vinyl is perfect. Exactly how it should be.
Thats probably a better album, but not by much.exr29070 said:
I win.
Pfffftttttt. I have a Beatles paste over Butcher Album.GoldMind said:nein51 said:Clavine said:I used to believe that...you know, the sentimental part of it. But, it's not debatable...the sound is far superior digitally. And, playing albums is such a pain in the arse. I still have my collection of 400+ albums and still have my Bang & Olufsen turntable...but they just serve to take up space and have me look at them. But, too much trouble for inferior sound. Sad, but true.nein51 said:
The pops and hissing of vinyl is perfect. Exactly how it should be.
I'll be happy to take them off your hands.
Some things are simply better on vinyl.
"First time ever I saw your face" on vinyl is about as close to bliss as a human can get.
I have an original pressing of Physical Grafitti.
Roy Rogers said:Pfffftttttt. I have a Beatles paste over Butcher Album.GoldMind said:nein51 said:Clavine said:I used to believe that...you know, the sentimental part of it. But, it's not debatable...the sound is far superior digitally. And, playing albums is such a pain in the arse. I still have my collection of 400+ albums and still have my Bang & Olufsen turntable...but they just serve to take up space and have me look at them. But, too much trouble for inferior sound. Sad, but true.nein51 said:
The pops and hissing of vinyl is perfect. Exactly how it should be.
I'll be happy to take them off your hands.
Some things are simply better on vinyl.
"First time ever I saw your face" on vinyl is about as close to bliss as a human can get.
I have an original pressing of Physical Grafitti.