SMack said:
Bexar Pitts said:
Jokerman said:
Bexar Pitts said:
Jokerman said:
Bexar Pitts said:
SMack said:
Bexar Pitts said:
I think it prudent to move immediately to DEFCON 2.
What DEFCON are we on now?
I've sent a coded message to G2 via my custom Bag Phone asking that very question. I'm beginning to believe my equipment is outdated, as all I've gotten back in reponse is a brief recorded message telling me my "call" can't be completed as dialed. Frustrating to say the least.
Dial "9" first, to get an outside line.
Thanks! I probably need to take a night class at Phone School..this digital stuff can be confusing..I traded some cat-eye marbles and a plate of half eaten lutefisk for the Bag Phone several years ago..Never have been completely up to snuff on it's capabilities.
Phone School ain't no joke, bro.
The weekly lab on kitchen phone cord untangling was a freaking beast.
Copy that on Phone School..I know some Jet Propulsion analysts that flunked the introductory "Living Without Dial Tone" course that's mandatory for advancement past Freshman level content..Just glad I got past those qualifiers to earn my acceptance into "Batteries Included" courses..BTW, where DID dial tone finally go? And what actually made that noise? Do asteroids have dial tone? So many loose ends that need to be cleaned up..
Maybe they used the dial tone to create all those tower-shaped asteroids. Those didn't show up until the dial tone disappeared.
Coincidence?
Sobering thought..Now that I think about it, a lot of our "modern" day problems have arisen after the disappearance of our dial tone. Scientists have spent fortunes trying to listen for "noises" and communications from outer space..Maybe they're trying to send us their dial tone? How can we hope to communicate with them if we have no "tone?" Sumpin' may be up in our highest leveis of govt..Maybe asteroids do have tone and we've secretely been talking to them.. Instead of blowing them up, why don't we just call them and at least leave a message on their answering machine? May be time for Congress to form another select committe and find out where our DT is, who took it, and who's in control of it. How DID they make that noise? "They" may be monitoring this thread now, so I'm over and out for a short spell...