I'm like the dollar bill that the Coke machine won't accept. Nothing wrong with me. Just been in circulation too long.
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I'm not damaged goods, I'm damaged greats!
Don't piss off old people.
The older we get, the less 'life in prison' is a deterrent.
The older we get, the less 'life in prison' is a deterrent.
Futons are the most disappointing Transformers ever.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing it for years...
A recent survey reports that people are more cynical now than any time in history.
Like I'm really supposed to believe that…
Like I'm really supposed to believe that…
A book fell on my head,
I can only blame my shelf.
I can only blame my shelf.
Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not c?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Because you can't see in the dark.
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
–Horace
“Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ “
–Horace
“Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ “
I have done some truly amazing things to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.
I think that a lot of conflict that happened in the Wild West could've been avoided had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
I'm not a doctor but I know adding bacon to anything makes it an antidepressant
Ok body wash, unless you're caffeinated and drinkable, you can cool it with the "energizing" claims. You're soap!
If corn oil is made from corn...what is baby oil made from?
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
The problem isn't that obesity runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your family.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
good to see the assman back........
>>Carve away the stone (Sisyhpus)
Carve away the stone
Make a graven image
With some features of your own<<
Carve away the stone
Make a graven image
With some features of your own<<
Added to my FB page4th and Inches said:
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
2 months in the hospital kinda slowed me downwilliam said:
good to see the assman back........
After extensive research I have found that nearly ALL microbiologists are the same size as regular people...
A huge stack of toilet rolls fell on me in the supermarket. I'm ok though, just soft tissue damage.
Evening news is where they begin with saying "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Diarrhea does.4th and Inches said:
The problem isn't that obesity runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your family.
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