* * Fun With Dick and Jane

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Franko
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A Literal version of an iconic music video



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In these trying times, we should all go to the Red House.



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Assassin said:


That so fits the circumstances Of our lives right now.
Assassin
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Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus.

Why would you kidnap his family?
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If a cannibal is late for dinner, does he get the cold shoulder?
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My nephew said he went potty. I asked if it was number 1 or 2.
He said number 7...
I'm terrified to go in the bathroom.
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Assassin
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Even if girls came with instructions, we'd never read them.
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Assassin
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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.
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Assassin
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My gal asked me for time and distance...

I guess she wants to calculate velocity.
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Tried to make a Cajun stew and accidentally summoned a demon... AGAIN!
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Assassin said:


lol
Assassin
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There must be an easier way to transport long poles across the Grand Canyon than walking on a tightrope carrying 1 pole at a time.
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Assassin
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Getting over body issues is a like getting over a fear of heights. The trick is not to look down.
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Assassin
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Are security guards at Samsung stores called Guardians of the Galaxy?
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Assassin
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"it's the thought that counts" doesn't include showering.

You have to actually do that.
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Assassin
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Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus.

Why would you kidnap his family?
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Assassin
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If a cannibal is late for dinner, does he get the cold shoulder?
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Wichitabear
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Assassin said:

https://www.facebook.com/100003758274764/videos/1829442073857717/
This is my fav so far. Lolol
Assassin
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My gal asked me for time and distance...

I guess she wants to calculate velocity.
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Wichitabear
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Assassin said:

My gal asked me for time and distance...

I guess she wants to calculate velocity.
you do realize you posted this twice.
4th and Inches
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The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally
4th and Inches
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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Wichitabear said:

Assassin said:

My gal asked me for time and distance...

I guess she wants to calculate velocity.
you do realize you posted this twice. .

you do realize you posted this twice.
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Assassin
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Note to Self:

In future interviews, don't say "Safe in your lovely arms" when the lady asks where I see myself in 5 years.
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Assassin
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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.

It's called Lunch.
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Assassin
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Dang girl... are you a Snickers bar?

Because you're so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly long lasting...

WAIT JUST A MINUTE, ARE THOSE NUTS?
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Assassin said:

Dang girl... are you a Snickers bar?

Because you're so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly long lasting...

WAIT JUST A MINUTE, ARE THOSE NUTS?
lolol awful !
Assassin
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A cute thing to tell the kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road;

"Looks like Santa lost his temper again."
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A cute thing to tell the kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road;

"Looks like Santa lost his temper again."
lololol
4th and Inches
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A perfectionist walked into a bar...apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough.
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Correct punctuation: the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written.
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The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.
Assassin
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The lady next to me in the elevator told me to press One.

That was the last thing I remembered
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