* * Fun With Dick and Jane

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10:11a, 7/2/20
A Literal version of an iconic music video



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10:20a, 7/2/20
In these trying times, we should all go to the Red House.



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In reply to Assassin • 2:56p, 7/2/20
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That so fits the circumstances Of our lives right now.
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5:47p, 7/2/20
Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus.

Why would you kidnap his family?
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5:48p, 7/2/20
If a cannibal is late for dinner, does he get the cold shoulder?
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5:49p, 7/2/20
My nephew said he went potty. I asked if it was number 1 or 2.
He said number 7...
I'm terrified to go in the bathroom.
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5:49p, 7/2/20
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5:50p, 7/2/20
Even if girls came with instructions, we'd never read them.
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5:50p, 7/2/20
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.
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5:51p, 7/2/20
My gal asked me for time and distance...

I guess she wants to calculate velocity.
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5:51p, 7/2/20

Tried to make a Cajun stew and accidentally summoned a demon... AGAIN!
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In reply to Assassin • 5:53p, 7/2/20
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lol
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9:51p, 7/2/20
There must be an easier way to transport long poles across the Grand Canyon than walking on a tightrope carrying 1 pole at a time.
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9:51p, 7/2/20
Getting over body issues is a like getting over a fear of heights. The trick is not to look down.
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11:04p, 7/4/20
Are security guards at Samsung stores called Guardians of the Galaxy?
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11:04p, 7/4/20
"it's the thought that counts" doesn't include showering.

You have to actually do that.
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11:05p, 7/4/20
https://www.facebook.com/100003758274764/videos/1829442073857717/
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11:06p, 7/4/20
Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus.

Why would you kidnap his family?
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11:06p, 7/4/20
If a cannibal is late for dinner, does he get the cold shoulder?
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In reply to Assassin • 11:41p, 7/4/20
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https://www.facebook.com/100003758274764/videos/1829442073857717/
This is my fav so far. Lolol
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5:34p, 7/5/20
My gal asked me for time and distance...

I guess she wants to calculate velocity.
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In reply to Assassin • 5:39p, 7/5/20
Assassin said:
My gal asked me for time and distance...

I guess she wants to calculate velocity.
you do realize you posted this twice.
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6:08p, 7/5/20
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally
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6:09p, 7/5/20
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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In reply to Wichitabear • 10:14p, 7/5/20
Wichitabear said:
Assassin said:
My gal asked me for time and distance...

I guess she wants to calculate velocity.
you do realize you posted this twice. .

you do realize you posted this twice.
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10:44a, 7/6/20
Note to Self:

In future interviews, don't say "Safe in your lovely arms" when the lady asks where I see myself in 5 years.
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10:45a, 7/6/20
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.

It's called Lunch.
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10:47a, 7/6/20
Dang girl... are you a Snickers bar?

Because you're so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly long lasting...

WAIT JUST A MINUTE, ARE THOSE NUTS?
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In reply to Assassin • 11:46a, 7/6/20
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Dang girl... are you a Snickers bar?

Because you're so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly long lasting...

WAIT JUST A MINUTE, ARE THOSE NUTS?
lolol awful !
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7:29a, 7/10/20
A cute thing to tell the kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road;

"Looks like Santa lost his temper again."
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In reply to Assassin • 9:21a, 7/10/20
Assassin said:
A cute thing to tell the kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road;

"Looks like Santa lost his temper again."
lololol
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9:06p, 7/10/20
A perfectionist walked into a bar...apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough.
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9:09p, 7/10/20
Correct punctuation: the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written.
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9:13p, 7/10/20
The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.
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4:28p, 8/25/20
The lady next to me in the elevator told me to press One.

That was the last thing I remembered
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